Cheesy cock
A term used to describe men/trannys with a smelly, cheesy penis. The cheese builds up when the person concerned doesn't peel back their foreskin, and give their cock a good scrub.
Cheesy cock by Panzerfaust July 5, 2004
Stuffed Cheesy Cock
Son: Dad, we have a big problem....
Dad: Don't tell me you put your..
Son: I PUT MY DICK IN THE STUFFED CHEESY BREAD AND NOW MY DICK IS NOW A STUFFED CHEESY COCK.
Dad: Thats it. You're grounded for 5 years.
Dad: Don't tell me you put your..
Son: I PUT MY DICK IN THE STUFFED CHEESY BREAD AND NOW MY DICK IS NOW A STUFFED CHEESY COCK.
Dad: Thats it. You're grounded for 5 years.
Stuffed Cheesy Cock by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019
Cheese Cock
person 1: So man what'd you do last night?
person 2: I hung out with my boyfriend and gave him that good old cheese cock.
person 1: What the fuck.
person 2: I hung out with my boyfriend and gave him that good old cheese cock.
person 1: What the fuck.
Cheese Cock by ShloviMaster June 1, 2017
Cheese Cock
An uncircumcized penis in which there is a gooey, smelly substance accumulated beneath the foreskin.
Cheese Cock by Andrew M Fitzpatrick August 2, 2007
Cheese Cock
Cheese Cock by Cheese Cock January 11, 2015
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Cheese cock by gtdub23 December 9, 2016
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