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cheesoid 

A robot invented by a Chef who had lost his sense of smell in an episode of "That Mitchell And Webb Look". Could only identify cheese and "petril".
"Cheesoid kill self! Cheesoid kill self with petril! Why petril not burn?"
"No Cheesoid, that's not petrol!"
"Petril?"
"PetROL! That's cheese!"
"Not petril?"
"No!"
"Hate self! Why Cheesoid exist? Cheesoid so lonely..."
cheesoid by David Ratcliffe March 8, 2008

cheeseism 

REVISION OF CHEESEISM
we mobnolies, we are cheesists. we kick ass even though we are plosterblobists. yeh bitch, be jealous.
we worship cheese. we are cheese carvers.
so go tackle an adhesive kangaroo and get stuck to it.
mana: OOO!! ILL BE THE HIGH CHIEF!
kat: YEH! AND ILL BE CHIEF CHEESA!
mana (to natalie): want to join cheeseism?!
natalie: YEH!!
mana: duuude. what a relief. pass the chips.
cheeseism by mighty high chief December 6, 2006

Cheesism 

Nicest person in the world, after talking to a Cheesism your day will instantly become better.
I love you Cheesism
Cheesism by Dianis March 4, 2021

cheesist 

Bob: I hate cheese so much.
Bill: I didn't know you were a cheesist.
cheesist by asdl;fjl August 3, 2009

Cheesism 

Cheesism is the belief system based on the teachings of Cheesus (Cheesus Christ). One who identifies with Cheesism is said to be a Cheesist.
Doug - "I believe in Cheesism. That's right, I'm a Cheesist."
Cheesism by cheesus_disciple January 6, 2011

cheeseism 

a wonderful religion that worships cheese....we're better than broccolism!
mana:Whats your religion
kat: CHEESEISM...fa sho home slice
cheeseism by cheeseism November 30, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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