a cheezoid is anyone who adores Chinese food, sexy deep house music & xvideos on anus cheese getting yanked off random ppl' buttholes anyday anywhere!!!!
Variant of cheesy. Specifically applied to garish commercial buildings constructed of cheap, engineered materials such as plywood, vinyl, plexiglass, fiberglass, or styrene. Also applies to a half-assed, homemade attempt at a slick, mass-produced, or corporate aesthetic.
"Make a left at the cheesoid nail salon."
"I found a whole stack of cheesoid promo CDs at Goodwill today."
"I keep getting these fake checks in the mail from cheesoid loan companies."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.