cheesist

One who hates cheese.

Bob: I hate cheese so much.
Bill: I didn't know you were a cheesist.

by asdl;fjl August 3, 2009

Cheesist

A cheesist is someone who believes in all rights for any kind of cheese.

I am a cheesist
You are a cheesist

by _Soymilk_ October 3, 2017

Cheesist

One who worships cheese and the cheese god; otherwise known as god.

"Cheese is god"
"I am a cheesist"

by lucas July 20, 2004

Cheesist

1. One who thinks they're too good for Kraft American Singles.

2. A person that is prejudice toward bright orange American cheese.

3. A person that will not eat cheese at all.

Those cheesist Californians think their palettes are too refined to enjoy the simple pleasures that are Kraft American Singles.

Your chubby friend that keeps unwrapping and eating cheese slices out of our fridge, he's definitely not cheesist.

by ~RoB October 5, 2011

Virginia cheesesteak

When you get a blow job from Virginia her teeth are so crooked and sharp they cut ur shit like a cheesesteak and the crud off her teeth oozes off and makes the cheese filling

I stuck my dick into a blender and through in some sharp cheese and it still wasn’t as fucked as her teeth

Nothing’s like a Virginia cheesesteak

by Cheesyps August 28, 2019

Unchucky Cheesestring

Synonym for ‘unlucky’ or ‘hard luck’. Commonly used in a context where someone is in an extremely unlucky situation

Elaine: ‘I pay €10,000 in school fees every year and you failed for the 2nd time (*starts crying)
Byrnie: ‘Oh shit, Unchucky Cheesestring Mom’

by Byrnie Sr. June 18, 2018

cheesestache

A patchy and poorly-developed mustache, typically sported by young guys who aren't quite done with puberty. Looks best with a mullet and, if available, a bitchin' Camaro. A common fashion choice for young redneck males.

Nice cheesestache, stud.

by jiangyingzi April 30, 2008