Sirus's definitions

twanker

Precurser to the twunt, its a schoolboy insult, created by mixing twat and wanker.

ner ner ner ner! Alex is a twanker!!

by SiRuS May 26, 2004

LeGoLiAn

JK2 player, he plays jk2 instagib.
Sucky at that.
He cannot snipe, nor capture, nor defend!
noobie all around

SiruS: i own you lego
Lego:OMFG LIES I R USE MY AIMBOT/WALLHACK/LAGBOT/SEXHACKS ON JOO AND SITLL LOSE!!! XOOXOXXOXO U = MY NEW GOD

by SiruS April 3, 2004

warsh

God knows where this phrase came from, it means something that is complete shit.

"what a load of warsh!"

by SiRuS January 4, 2004

wacked

wicked. First coined by childerens TV presenters Ant and Dec.

"Ant and Dec were killed horribly? wacked!!"

by SiRuS January 4, 2004

Brentwood

The town I grew up in. It's legendary for the amount of pubs they managed to squeeze into a small area, but bugger all else. Dont bother going into the independant games shop, the owner is a git and he'll try to rip you off.

"I got totaly lashed in brentwood on friday... lets just say that its now a traffic cone free area."

by SiRuS January 5, 2004

cheese monkey

One who uses his finger to remove the "cheese" from the underside of the penis tip or between the toes for the purposes of sniffing it.

"john tried to be discrete as he lifted the toe jam laden digit to his nose but was soon spotted by another in the act and was promptly labelled a cheese monkey"

by Sirus May 15, 2003

fuck in law

Someone whom has had sexual relations with a person whom you have also had sex with.

O me and lisa go way back we both were shagged by giles so we are fuck in laws too.

by Sirus May 15, 2003