Cheesenog
Cheesenog by Jub Borchevscy August 30, 2014
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Cheesebag
A term used to describe a member of Pest Control Humor Depot (PCHD), a Facebook group of pest control professionals.
The term came about when a member wanted to come up with a word that would be an identifier in the wild.
Derived from the meme "Stay Fresh Cheese Bags," which is a product sold to store blocks of cheese that is purported to extend their freshness.
The term came about when a member wanted to come up with a word that would be an identifier in the wild.
Derived from the meme "Stay Fresh Cheese Bags," which is a product sold to store blocks of cheese that is purported to extend their freshness.
"Make sure you Cheesebags follow the label directions!"
"The weather is crap. Stay safe out there, Cheesebags!"
"The weather is crap. Stay safe out there, Cheesebags!"
Cheesebag by PCHD Overlord March 7, 2023
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Cheesebob Squarepants
Commonly misrepresented as "Spongebob Squarepants", Cheesebob is a cartoon character who lives under the sea, and has an impressive array of friends.
Nobody really knows why Cheesebob was changed to Spongebob when he clearly is not a sponge, but a block of cheese.
Nobody really knows why Cheesebob was changed to Spongebob when he clearly is not a sponge, but a block of cheese.
Cheesebob Squarepants by Less, Jess & The Pussy October 22, 2007
Cheeseboard
Basically, at the end of a meal after you’re full and don’t really want anymore the dessert menu arrives and you decide you want a dessert. The cheeseboard option is always on there but it’s the last choice anyone ever goes for. Also within the cheeseboard you have the nice cheeses then you always have the horrid stinking cheeses that are left over at the end after all the nice cheeses are gone. As the cheeseboard sits there infront of you you will start to pick at the horrid cheeses even though you don’t want them, just because they are there and you ordered a dessert.
This is like when you go out, the ugly girl (like the cheeseboard) is always the last option you’d choose, you never really want it and will regret it afterwards but at the time it seems like the right and only thing to do.
Within the cheeseboard itself the horrid cheeses are always left. On a night out the fit girls always get pulled or leave early on in the night, which leaves the less attractive girls on the dance floor towards the end of night. By this time if you havnt already pulled but feel like you want to, this are your only option and even if you don’t want them you will slowly start to pick away and get closer closer as they are left there in front of you until eventually you end up getting with one of them.
This is like when you go out, the ugly girl (like the cheeseboard) is always the last option you’d choose, you never really want it and will regret it afterwards but at the time it seems like the right and only thing to do.
Within the cheeseboard itself the horrid cheeses are always left. On a night out the fit girls always get pulled or leave early on in the night, which leaves the less attractive girls on the dance floor towards the end of night. By this time if you havnt already pulled but feel like you want to, this are your only option and even if you don’t want them you will slowly start to pick away and get closer closer as they are left there in front of you until eventually you end up getting with one of them.
Cheeseboard by -Cutters- December 30, 2017
cheeseknob
cheeseknob by Mami69 March 26, 2017
cheeselog
More commenly known as a woodlouse. If you are unsure of what a woodlouse is then they are the little grey bugs with loads of legs that roll up into a ball when you flick them.
Also partial to damp.
Also partial to damp.
cheeselog by Chrissybabes23 May 26, 2005
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