Cheese-Wad

A Cheese-Wad is slang for a ball of musty dick cheese that covers your balls, its very nasty and really musty

"Yo dude, that chick pulled my pants off and she saw my Cheese-Wad

Cheese-Wad by MungFobe October 29, 2025

WAD of Cheese 

a complete gastrostomy of a man, someone who is just so lardy and round yet slim and smooth

QW: look at AndI East
MT: fucking WAD of cheese

WAD of Cheese by DEICER December 15, 2022

cheesewid 

Cheesewid Is one of the few beings in the multi-universe who does not have a copy of himself he is the only one who has the power to deflect uno reverse cards and he is the very Cheese of Cheese and should be feared by all others who think they are cheesey because they can't be nearly as cheesey as CHEESEWID. Cheesewid is someone who you will find very hard to find because if you look for him he will plague your underwear with old cheese smells and you cannot get any of da girls which will make you give up. If you locate the mighty cheesewid you will have to have some sort of repellent in order to survive or have a naturally built repellent such as baffoon. He is undefeatable. You will never win. The only way to rid this being is to offer all of your cheese you have ever owned. His good freinds are some of the great names as Jesus,Thanos,Baffoon,And Yeetus. He is a known being throughout the multiverse and many powerful figures such as The Avengers and DC and KFC. If Cheesewid gets bored and feels like punishing the vast multiverse with his cheesiness he will choose a random location and USE HIS CHEESE on them witch will cause the universe itself to shake. There is one location where Cheesewid lives and that location has become purely cheese and nothing else. Anyone who lives there has learned and adapted to survive with cheese. These people are also known as the Cheesewidians They are an extension of Cheesewid because they have become that. They are only loyal to CHEESEWID.

Oh No the Mighty Cheesewid is here! We must put on our baffoon repellent and give him all of our cheese!

cheesewid by The Cheesewid prophet of Chees June 26, 2020

cheesewagon 

A yellow school bus.

A cheesewagon is a godawful thing. They should be abandonned after elementary school.

cheesewagon by soliloquy February 2, 2005

cheesewank

A person who masturbates using cheese because he/she can not get a person of the opposite sex to make love to them. These people are scum to society and deserve to be shot and hung. Most cheesewankers (including the example) eat the cheese after they are done stroking themselves.

Steve Na Who Is The Biggest Cheesewanker In The Universe

cheesewank by JD BG April 12, 2005

Cheesewagon 

The Cheesewagon, also known as the Cheezwagon, Chezewagon, etc. is a form of transportation, primarily to and from school during grades K-12. IE, the Schoolbus.

Kid 1: Hey, 2 kids got into a fight on the cheesewagon on the way to school.
Kid 2: Whoa!

Cheesewagon by JATO457 June 19, 2011

cheesebadger 

this big fat fuck who does a shit-load of insane and retarded definitions. damn funny, though.

what the fuck?? dog-a-thon?? oh... its just Cheesebadger, that explains it.

cheesebadger by edward_pumpernickel January 10, 2005