The Cheesewagon, also known as the Cheezwagon, Chezewagon, etc. is a form of transportation, primarily to and from school during grades K-12. IE, the Schoolbus.
Kid 1: Hey, 2 kids got into a fight on the cheesewagon on the way to school.
Kid 2: Whoa!
When a man's testibobbles hang lower than the penis. In other words an asian man's penis. Their penises are that short, it is inevitable for their ballios to hang lower.
Bobby: Ling, why don't you ever go for asian guys?
Ling Ling: Uh...you joking? I don't do my own kind! Don't you know all them brothers got Cheesewagons?
A cheesewagon is a term referring to that part of the human anatomy that exists south of the wrist. Yes, when a mans testicles are larger than his penis. One must need a wagon (scrotum) to accommodate such a vast amount of cheese (testicular fluids).
Kid 1:"That sloth kid has a cheesewagon."
Kid 2:"Jack Baker?"
Kid 1:"Yup."