Definitions by DEICER

Silver Swan 

The epitome of knowledge and finess, capabale of dropping logs off and going

DC: Wait whats that floating in the River Itchen
AE Thats defo either a contrete slab or a Second world war era sea mine
MH: shut up andi you wad of cheese
ZS: Nah thats a log from the silver swan you can tell by lack of paper

Silver Swan by DEICER March 27, 2023

clem clem

if something is complete bollocks and crap, the complete an utter landfill of am item

AS: omg look at Matt Harts new scarf
LK: ffs thats so clem clem

AE: ikr what a prick

clem clem by DEICER December 16, 2022

WAD of Cheese 

a complete gastrostomy of a man, someone who is just so lardy and round yet slim and smooth

QW: look at AndI East
MT: fucking WAD of cheese

WAD of Cheese by DEICER December 15, 2022

Alter Ego 

the second calling of a person. instead of being for example muff you become the de icer

DS: is that mr incrediable hanging from the itchen bridge?
MP: SHIT it is we need help ill call my friend to get her Alter Ego

QW: wait look in the itchen river look at that silver jizz
IO: nah thats not jizz thats the silver swan

Alter Ego by DEICER December 15, 2022

Matt Hart 

the complete earl of jizz who once dated @jahred and his mum @cleatus

DS: wow is that hugo o

MT: no i think its the silver swan
QW:nah thats just matt hart

Matt Hart by DEICER December 12, 2022