Cheese Card

Don't ask Olivia about it.

Don't ask Olivia about the cheese card.

by Swag11111111111111 February 19, 2022

Cheesetard

A person who achieves 40% or less on a cheese-related test or quiz.

Don't trust his advice when it comes to fine cheeses, rumour has it that he's a cheesetard!

by Furlong_The_Egyptian July 25, 2016

dirty cheesecurd

The act of shitting in a female's mouth, then getting head from the woman as she keeps the shit in her mouth. When cumming, the jizz gets mixed in with your own shit.

Trichelle got the dirty cheesecurd by Jack

by YRFAICLAWL April 16, 2010

The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd

The Wisconsin dirty Cheesecurd is a way to make love. You put pre-prepared cheese curds into the vagina of a woman or the asshole of a man. You then insert a funnel into the vagina. You then pour deep frying oil into the vagina. It is a well known cause of scalding, death, and upset ladies.

I love the Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd it revitalized my marriage and my girl is so happy.

by Wanna know my secret identity? July 25, 2017

cheesetard

noun: a person who is being brainlessly retarded

stop being a cheesetard

by Flowsie September 2, 2005

Cheesetard

The act of putting so much cheese onto something it is just retarded.

Bro 1: Man I made a pizza with 9 different cheese, straight ham
Bro 2: Bro you went full cheesetard there, you never go full cheesetard

by Nineinchesofnav April 4, 2015

Wisconsin cheesecurd

When you get analy probed by someone dressed up as an alien that probes you with a crutch and fills you with cheese.

Slayer analy probed a kid at the skatepark. The kid felt like a hot mozzarella stick when slayer was done. This is the Wisconsin cheesecurd.

by Yeetadeet May 5, 2019