Person 1- brooooo...last night was amazing man, my girl let me do the cheek-spreading technique on her man
Person 2-god damn man, Alissa is a hoe tho. She did that with 3 other people before you
Person 1- wait what??
Person 2-god damn man, Alissa is a hoe tho. She did that with 3 other people before you
Person 1- wait what??
by I EAT A$$ March 2, 2019
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by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023
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by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023
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by Trinitron_89 March 19, 2017
Get the spreading them cheeks mug.When a girl gives a boy a blowjob during the holiday season and he blows his load (christmas cheer) in her face.
Tyler: "Dude I just spread Christmas cheer all over that hoe's face."
Samson: "Dude your just like Santa Claus."
Boy: "My mom caught me spreading Christmas cheer all over my girlfriends face."
Samson: "Dude your just like Santa Claus."
Boy: "My mom caught me spreading Christmas cheer all over my girlfriends face."
by courtneyann! January 6, 2009
Get the Spreading Christmas Cheer mug.Done during Christmas time, this act involves the repositioning of decorative lawn ornaments (reindeer, Santas, elves, etc.) in sexually explicit positions relative to one another, for the enjoyment of neighborhood folk. Now while these positions SHOULD be utterly rude, offensive, and revoltingly disgusting...they SHOULD NOT be acts of vandalism where damage is done to the ornaments. Remember, its the Holidays. You can make a penguin look like its blowing Santa...just don't break it.
Person 1: "Dude, I'm thinking about Spreading Christmas Cheer at the Johnson's house tonight"
Person 2: "Are they the ones who always have that Santa with his reindeer?"
Person 1: "Yeh thats them! They also have a pretty sick Nativity Scene this year."
Person 2: "Sweet, I'm down! Ive always wanted to know what Jesus looks like getting blown by a reindeer while Santa gets triple teamed by Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen..."
Person 2: "Are they the ones who always have that Santa with his reindeer?"
Person 1: "Yeh thats them! They also have a pretty sick Nativity Scene this year."
Person 2: "Sweet, I'm down! Ive always wanted to know what Jesus looks like getting blown by a reindeer while Santa gets triple teamed by Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen..."
by werd_chester December 27, 2010
Get the Spreading Christmas Cheer mug.1. another way of saying "screen cheating" when you're dyslexic.
2. the reference to someone who cheats at halo multiplayer by looking at the other player's screen.
2. the reference to someone who cheats at halo multiplayer by looking at the other player's screen.
by BAlLZballZandmoreBaLLz June 21, 2009
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