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double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000 

when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the

double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000

last night!

double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000 

when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the

double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000

last night!

spreading them cheeks 

When one spreads their glutes in preparation for Penetration or any penial objects.
friend 1: "yo did you tap that last night?"

friend 2: "yeah bro, I had her spreading them cheeks for me"

Spreading Christmas Cheer 

When a girl gives a boy a blowjob during the holiday season and he blows his load (christmas cheer) in her face.
Tyler: "Dude I just spread Christmas cheer all over that hoe's face."
Samson: "Dude your just like Santa Claus."

Boy: "My mom caught me spreading Christmas cheer all over my girlfriends face."

Spreading Christmas Cheer 

Done during Christmas time, this act involves the repositioning of decorative lawn ornaments (reindeer, Santas, elves, etc.) in sexually explicit positions relative to one another, for the enjoyment of neighborhood folk. Now while these positions SHOULD be utterly rude, offensive, and revoltingly disgusting...they SHOULD NOT be acts of vandalism where damage is done to the ornaments. Remember, its the Holidays. You can make a penguin look like its blowing Santa...just don't break it.
Person 1: "Dude, I'm thinking about Spreading Christmas Cheer at the Johnson's house tonight"
Person 2: "Are they the ones who always have that Santa with his reindeer?"
Person 1: "Yeh thats them! They also have a pretty sick Nativity Scene this year."
Person 2: "Sweet, I'm down! Ive always wanted to know what Jesus looks like getting blown by a reindeer while Santa gets triple teamed by Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen..."

cheen screating 

1. another way of saying "screen cheating" when you're dyslexic.
2. the reference to someone who cheats at halo multiplayer by looking at the other player's screen.
Dude would you quit cheen screating?

god dammit man stop it! you god damn cheen screater!