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Cheddar cheeser 

An rhyming alternative to "geezer", sometimes shortened to "cheeser" or "cheese".
"Look at that cheddar cheeser over there, three pints of John Smiths in and he hasn't spilt a drop on his Daily Express"
Cheddar cheeser by Weaselworth April 14, 2021
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Cheddar Cheese 

The best cheese. The cheese of cheeses. The king of all cheese products, not to be questioned by anyone.

Cures all disease, solves all problems, and creates world peace.
This is Cheddar Cheese. Fuck all other cheeses.
Cheddar Cheese by Speeps September 26, 2010

Cheddar Cheese Sneeze 

When one bends over and shoots a large burst of cheddar cheese out of their asshole at another person, usually during a sexual encounter.
So I was about to get it on with DeLaney when all of a sudden she gave me a cheddar cheese sneeze! It was such a turn-off.

Cheddar Cheese 

M0ney hoe

paper. money. bread. moolah. dinero.
Yeea nigga i stay gettin dat cheddah cheese yawp u-c-it
CHEDDAR CHEESE <---- thas how we do it out here though iN dA BAY straite up bruh!
Cheddar Cheese by Ayana boo February 24, 2008

cheddar cheese 

When a girl with braces gives head to a man and runs her teeth on the penis because she is not very good at giving head. The braces scrape the penis and hurt the male a lot. Resembles a cheese grater.
John: Dude i heard Alice gave you head! How was it man?
Travis: It was horrible she cheddar cheesed my cock.
John: Oh man i'm sorry maybe she will get better with practice.
cheddar cheese by mistur bigg April 5, 2010

Cheddar cheese ball drip 

When you spread your cum all over your balls and then drip the cum on your balls on to her.
My boyfriend cheddar cheese ball dripped all over me last night.

cheddar cheese 

When a women gives head to a uncircumsized penis that leaves a trace of a creamy, yellow substance in her mouth
Oh my God! that was the worst head i ever gave, He gave me cheddar cheese!!
cheddar cheese by Rikanblaze February 22, 2011
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