The best cheese. The cheese of cheeses. The king of all cheese products, not to be questioned by anyone.
Cures all disease, solves all problems, and creates world peace.
Cures all disease, solves all problems, and creates world peace.
by Speeps September 26, 2010
1. Common misspelling of the word "punch".
2 .Wat yuo do to some1 wen yur relly made at them!!
Yu pnuch tehm in teh faic!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. A delicious fruit type beverage. I prefer pineapple pnuch.
2 .Wat yuo do to some1 wen yur relly made at them!!
Yu pnuch tehm in teh faic!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. A delicious fruit type beverage. I prefer pineapple pnuch.
by Speeps September 06, 2010
A form of math with no meaning and sometimes no numbers. Generally, the easiest equation in unmath is this:
"Width x Gary = 2 Cans of Peas"
It has also been used famously by a certain large headed internet sensation. To quote:
"I say there, Homestar, butts 12 by pies?"
Most if not all mathematicians have dismissed unmath as bunk or some other kind of thing. But don't listen to them, because they pee sitting down.
Regardless, unmath has provided several answers to today's more complicated problems. And I know that if it weren't for me using unmath in high school, I wouldn't be the successful man sitting at this computer after waking up at 11:30 that I am today. Without unmath, I might be working at a job instead of relaxing in my mom's suburban home, unshaven and watching reruns of the Fresh Prince. I don't even have to take off my shoes in the house, 'cause I'm a man.
So if you're ever in a sticky situation, try unmath. I agree that it works 100% of the time.
"Width x Gary = 2 Cans of Peas"
It has also been used famously by a certain large headed internet sensation. To quote:
"I say there, Homestar, butts 12 by pies?"
Most if not all mathematicians have dismissed unmath as bunk or some other kind of thing. But don't listen to them, because they pee sitting down.
Regardless, unmath has provided several answers to today's more complicated problems. And I know that if it weren't for me using unmath in high school, I wouldn't be the successful man sitting at this computer after waking up at 11:30 that I am today. Without unmath, I might be working at a job instead of relaxing in my mom's suburban home, unshaven and watching reruns of the Fresh Prince. I don't even have to take off my shoes in the house, 'cause I'm a man.
So if you're ever in a sticky situation, try unmath. I agree that it works 100% of the time.
Oh crap, there's a vicious pack of dogs chasing me! What to do? I know! *does unmath* Aha! Service Pump divided by the square root of a Moose is Johann to the Pants power! I won!
by Speeps November 05, 2010
Like no other air in the world. It smells of cabbies and brings back memories of playing b-ball outside of the school. Many tourists visit Bel-Prince in order to chill out, max, and relax, often stopping to enjoy it's world famous fresh air.
It is a citywide custom to throw witless, glasses-wearing, washed-up rappers out of one's house through the front door. Traditionally in Bel-Prince, youths are raised by their uncles and have terrible fathers. This spawned the famous phrase, "How come he don't want me, man?"
There is a giant gold statue of Alfonso Ribeiro in the lobby of Bel-Prince city hall.
It is a citywide custom to throw witless, glasses-wearing, washed-up rappers out of one's house through the front door. Traditionally in Bel-Prince, youths are raised by their uncles and have terrible fathers. This spawned the famous phrase, "How come he don't want me, man?"
There is a giant gold statue of Alfonso Ribeiro in the lobby of Bel-Prince city hall.
by Speeps October 19, 2010
by Speeps March 03, 2010
1 - A mnemonic device used by kids to remember the directions of North East South and West. You must point to each direction as you speak each corresponding word.
Example: Never - Forward, Eat - Right, Soggy - Backward, Wheat - Left
2 - Good advice.
Example: Never - Forward, Eat - Right, Soggy - Backward, Wheat - Left
2 - Good advice.
Ex. 1 - Wait, is west on the left, or right? Let's see... Never Eat Soggy Wheat... Oh yeah, it's on the left.
Ex. 2 - Dude, this soggy wheat is gross.
Ex. 2 - Dude, this soggy wheat is gross.
by Speeps September 26, 2010
Jasper: Sir, I regret to inform you that the smell of your trousers has attracted the attention of everyone in the room.
Sir Reginald: I see...
*awkward silence as everyone stares*
Sir Reginald: Fuck you motherfuckers.
*leaves*
Sir Reginald: I see...
*awkward silence as everyone stares*
Sir Reginald: Fuck you motherfuckers.
*leaves*
by Speeps March 16, 2011