Chebasaurus 

A prehistoric dinosaur in the shape of a penis (cheb). It roamed the earth but became extinct as it had no arms and couldnt fight the young small birds off. Its main attack on larger animals was a spitting reaction that would blind its prey and then engulf them with its overly stretched urethra shaped opening. It was often seen cuming in and out of caves so we assume that was its preferred habitat. Mating call similar to a chewbakka but without the dull barble.

Your such a chebasaurus!

Chebasaurus by Jamieb93 November 22, 2011

chodasaurus Rex 

1.When your dick is so short it reminds people of t-rex arms in proportion to your balls.

2. When somebody is being a real fistfuck dickstain and you need to express your eternal rage through dick related vocabulary.

1. Rylie: Oh my god Dan's dick is so short, it's like a chodasaurus rex!

2. Larry: HEY GUYS DO YOU LIKE SODA?
Other guys: How about beer?
Larry: I DON'T DRINK BEER ITS BAD FOR YOUR LIVER AND IT MAKES YOU DRIVE VERY BADLY

Other guys: Larry, sweet biscuitfucking christ, stop being such a chodasaurus rex and find some friends who don't believe that you pleasure yourself to the home and garden channel.

chodasaurus Rex by areallycoolguy May 2, 2009

Cheapasaurus 

Men so cheap they make women pay on their 1st AND 2nd date!!!!

"He's such a cheapasaurus!! When I offered money for the coffee...he volunteered me to pay for the movie!!"

Cheapasaurus by Jill F February 18, 2009

Ritz-cheezasaurus 

An act of coitus where both participants cover each other in spray cheese. Following this, they must lay the crackers on each other in a scale pattern turning each other into a Ritz-Cheezasaurus.
Both participants must try their best to not damage the crackers while "saving their species from extinction." At the end of the act, both participants will come to a mutual consensus on which of the two get to survive. The one that survives, betrays the other and must eat the cracker scales and cheese off the other participant without using their hands.

Hey bro, I was with this chick that wanted to try the Ritz-cheezasaurus last night. I was the survivor. Would recommend. Except now I have to get a new bedspread.

Ritz-cheezasaurus by Three Thenths September 26, 2022

ceebasaurus 

when you really really can't be fucked doing something. it's an extention of "cbf" or "ceebs"

ceebasaurus is to the "ceebs" world what the dinosaur is to the animal world, the biggest!

it's the biggest ceebs you can get, use it wisely

must only be used when you really really can't be fucked, you can't just randomly say it whenever you want. it has to be worthy

"ceebasaurus fixing the 100 holes in the roof, I'll do it tomorrow"

ceebasaurus by Hosky May 1, 2010

Chubosaurus

Chubosaurus- The state inbetween being semi-chubbed and a full on erection..Something that jews will never experience

"Daquisha"-Did you see Detron and Laquisha out on the dance floor? You can see that chubosaurus from over here.
"LeTron"- What's a chubosaurus?
"Daquisha"- You know, where you have more than a chubby but it's not all the way hard.
"LeTron"- ohhh, so kind of like an extra-medium boner?
"Daquisha"- Yes.
"Letron"- I've had one of those all night then, from staring at you girl. You want to bump peeheads?
"Daquisha"- mmmmmhhhmmmmm.

Chubosaurus by LevyDash February 16, 2009

Chodasaurus-Rex 

An impressive bowel movement on iceberg proportions that actually extends above the water level of the toilet bowl and touches the area of the body that would be called the "chode".

Dan vented his furious dump of epic porportions, wearily sighing as it touched his chode. The "chodasaurus-rex" was back- after mistakenly thinking it had been extinct for the rest of Dan's lifetime.

Chodasaurus-Rex by Bonillawafer July 11, 2011