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Cheatin' Skeeter
Someone, usually a person who no one likes in the least and most often a menace to existence, who gets sexual stimulation and/or jizzes their britches whenever they cheat or defraud others. The volume of ejaculate is directly proportionate to the degree of suffering of the intended victim.
Chuckford: "That phone scammer sure did groan and grunt alot when he thought I was going to give him my bank info."
Rastafarian Billy: "OH! He must be a cheatin' skeeter! Probably cheat-skeetin' out a load of jizz thinking about the heartache and suffering that he would cause."
Chuckford: "Yeah, sounds about right. What a piece of unfiltered shit that man must be..."
Rastafarian Billy: "OH! He must be a cheatin' skeeter! Probably cheat-skeetin' out a load of jizz thinking about the heartache and suffering that he would cause."
Chuckford: "Yeah, sounds about right. What a piece of unfiltered shit that man must be..."
Cheatin' Skeeter by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
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Cheatin Rat Bastard
CRB is usually associated to those who WIN on a consistant basis, with no basis of provability. Someone who is either lucky, on a roll, or maybe just flat good, and are scourned by the outsider and his peers, more than likely, out of pure jealousy.
Cheatin Rat Bastard by mark warmouth July 3, 2008
Eatin Aint Cheatin
Man i got F&*@^d up last night and went down on that girl my girlfriends going to be so pissed.
Friend: Dont worry dude Eatin Aint Cheatin!!
Friend: Dont worry dude Eatin Aint Cheatin!!
Eatin Aint Cheatin by TRICKS FOR TREATS April 10, 2011
eatin is cheatin
A redneck phrase that is used to correct persons who think oral sex is not cheating on a spouse or significant other. Ususally associated with a man performing oral on a woman, but there are other variations that we can all imagine.
Made famous by a call to EITM from Richmond VA. If you dont know what EITM is, then smell my face!!
Made famous by a call to EITM from Richmond VA. If you dont know what EITM is, then smell my face!!
Billy Brett: I heard you ate out betty sue last night.
One-armed Jimmy: Hey man, dont say that so loud, Norma Jean is in the next room ...dont you know EATIN IS CHEATIN!
One-armed Jimmy: Hey man, dont say that so loud, Norma Jean is in the next room ...dont you know EATIN IS CHEATIN!
eatin is cheatin by fang17 February 28, 2006
Eatin is Cheatin
man busts through bathroom door to find his girlfriend sprawled out on the floor receiving oral sex from another female and then screams at her while clutching cross in his hands "EATIN IS CHEATIN!!!!"
Eatin is Cheatin by RJACKS November 19, 2010
girl cheatin
If she goes out every weekend, freakin, u and her hardly speakin, she hang with hoes and u hate them chicks leave the club around three comin home at 6, and most of all does the pussy feel like it was tighter b4
girl cheatin by Steve B January 9, 2005
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Pee Calculus
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