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coming from the root word chaz, meaning to bang, fuck, penetrate or pleasure a woman in every hole possible in under five minutes (ass, vagina, ears, nose holes, mouth, eyes and a foot fettish if you have one. WARNING: COMMONLY TRIED BUT RARLEY ACCOMPLISHED..... MAY RESULT IN EXTREME PLEASURE/DEATH
Dude i chazzled colin's mom so hard last night!
chazzle by jake rinow September 30, 2007
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the anorexic *skills* skater, whho Loves minesweeper! and of course the 3hour films at my house. ;)
heyy it's chazzle wazzle spazzle!!!!
Chazzle by Lhiane May 15, 2008
Someone finds you attractive and would you like to come in contact with you. This person will try to know you better.
Chazzler, Chazzle
Chazzle by whizzz December 13, 2012
The sound a vaporizer makes. Not quite a sizzle, but a chazzle.
That vape has a very nice chazzle.
chazzle by daldro13 October 12, 2016

chazzle dazzle 

Noun: A person with large toofers and has a great smile
Thats a nice chazzle dazzle you got there

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly 

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly is an Undead Team Fortress 2 addict who died while planking on his farmhouse. Some say if you go 50 deaths without a kill on TF2 Fungly Chazzle Snozzly will appear from any reflective surface and eat all the bread in your house, forcing you to go to the shops and buy some more.
Guy 1: Man I did so badly on TF2 last night, I summoned Fungly Chazzle Snozzly and I had to spend $4.67 at the shops just to get more sand.

Guy 2: But Fungly Chazzle Snozzly eats bread?

Guy 1: NOOOOOOO! (Large fiery crack opens in the world and Guy 1 falls in, crack seals)

dazzle my chazzle

CHAZ:hey, come and dazzle my chazzle
dazzle my chazzle by D-Man12345 January 5, 2009
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