Chavfro 

That ridiculous haircut where the head is shaved, apart from a slightly longer pie-plate of hair on the very top. Most commonly found in the north of England.

"Look at the ridiculous chavfro on that guy!"
"Oh shit, I think he heard you!"
...
"What ya fookin sayin' mate, I'll fooking lamp ya!"

Chavfro by Chyld May 22, 2012

Chavrose 

Someone of humble origins, new to the middle class who makes a big deal about food shopping at Waitrose or M&S. Such types will lose no opportunity to let you know where that "delightful couscous salad" came from and will frequently carry other items in a Waitrose/M&S bag to drive the point home. Normally the dregs of society who get their news from The Daily Mail, they will often scorn Aldi/Lidl shoppers and invite others to share their disgusting insecurity. Regard themselves as "posh", a word and a concept that is alien to anyone with breeding.

That Chavrose was around again this morning, banging on about who came to her dinner party.

Oh God, that awful Chavrose is coming over. I've never met anyone so common.

Chavrose by James Bund June 12, 2018

Chafro 

When a guy grows a beard that is starting to frizz up like an afro.

"Dude, your beard is getting too full! Trim your chafro!"

Chafro by Frizzy Beard December 16, 2009

Chavroo

The pronunciation of the word "true" by African Americans or other people of "ghetto descent".

Ghetto Person #1: Yo honey you eva realize that Samuel L. Jackson is in like every movie?

Ghetto Person #2. Oh my gawd, nuh-uh, that is so chavroo!

Chavroo by R Ravioli December 19, 2010

Chavrolet 

A truly horrendous, offensively customised car with a roof. Invariably older than its driver and adorned with an ill fitting body kit with a shite paint job, alloy wheels, and a suspension lower than whale shit, rear spoiler and a peashooter exhaust system with one or two horse knobs. Driven by a brain dead chav listening to ear shatteringly loud drum and bass music.

Steve :- Ay-up boys, old Jamie's really excited about getting his chavrolet back from the repair shop. 's gorra nuther sticker on it.
Guy :- Yeah shite innit?
Richard :- Wunt have it in me driveway!
Tosh :- Fuckin rangum!
Mike :- Waste of money, time and space!
ALL :- AYE!!

Chavrolet by swineyvee October 10, 2006

Chavroglyphic [Chav] [Scum]

It is literally crappy writing on the streets or on walls in towns which serves little purpose apart from making the street or wall look awfull. Unlike graffiti.

As in "chav".
An ever-rapidly growing national underclass/sub species of human. Donning nothing else than designer sport wear.
Caring for nothing more (usually) than cars, brethren chavs and foul attitudes (and the odd pram, which will likely contain a chavling of which the jury is still out as to who is the father).

A "chavroglyphic" is similar to graffiti except it is not artistic & impressive.
It will probably look totally unintelligable to the regualar citizen.
A "Chavroglyic" will contain "glyphs" and other such chav associated slang. Only interpretted by their own crew, rivalling possies or freshly bred chavlings (young'uns).
Think egyptian "hieroglyphics", then you got it, hence "chavroglyphic(s)".

Some minor examples:
(phonetics)
"Chow ma bitch, wid ma posse o dem crack'eds meet dem round dee carna, innit"
"Low us bare dollar, man"
"I has got dee most bling, me thinks dat well phat like, faq yo mom"
"got phat green, ring dis num 077xxxxxxx"
or,
"Ring 077xxxxxx johno wants sex, innit bo-yah boi!"

Chavroglyphic [Chav] [Scum] by Ben of H. August 24, 2005

Chavroglyphic [Chav] [Scum]

Chav stands for:
C=council
H=house
A=and
V=violence

or
C=council
H=house
A=and
V=vermin

-they wear fake burburry and tracksuits
-they think their gods gift and will start a fight with anyone who walks by
-They normally like rap/rnb/hiphop but this isn't always the case

Their weekend consists of:
-mugging; a helpless child/old lady
-getting high in their house with some sad friends
-waiting outside shops to get someone to buy them boose
-getting pissed in their local park
-Looking after their child that the most probably already have

Jodie Marsh
Coleen
Jorden
David Beckham
Victoria Beckham

are just a few of the many chavroglyphic chav scum out there... celebrities obviously don't do the things that i have listed on the "a chavs weekend" but they still are

Chavroglyphic [Chav] [Scum] by Billybobjoebob June 11, 2006