1 definition by Billybobjoebob

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Chav stands for:
C=council
H=house
A=and
V=violence

or
C=council
H=house
A=and
V=vermin

-they wear fake burburry and tracksuits
-they think their gods gift and will start a fight with anyone who walks by
-They normally like rap/rnb/hiphop but this isn't always the case

Their weekend consists of:
-mugging; a helpless child/old lady
-getting high in their house with some sad friends
-waiting outside shops to get someone to buy them boose
-getting pissed in their local park
-Looking after their child that the most probably already have

Jodie Marsh
Coleen
Jorden
David Beckham
Victoria Beckham

are just a few of the many chavroglyphic chav scum out there... celebrities obviously don't do the things that i have listed on the "a chavs weekend" but they still are
by Billybobjoebob June 04, 2006

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