Chavender - the distinctive smell of broken dreams, anger, cigarettes, beer, and cheap perfume. Hippy chicks smell like patchouli and lady chavs smell like chavender.
I walked into the pub and a wall of chavender assaulted my nose. It was gonna be another one of those nights.
by BraveLuxan September 13, 2013
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by Paramleetmeet April 5, 2009
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Mike: Blaine, I need your help. Tina wants me to slick my hair back for prom and I’ve never used gel, so I have no idea what I’m doing.
Blaine: Biggest tip I can give you: never brush after you gel. Disaster. Second tip: feel free to use a little sweat or a little splash of water to reactivate the gel or give it a complete new look. See that? It’s a whole new 'do, my friend.
Mike: Blaine, I need your help. Tina wants me to slick my hair back for prom and I’ve never used gel, so I have no idea what I’m doing.
Blaine: Biggest tip I can give you: never brush after you gel. Disaster. Second tip: feel free to use a little sweat or a little splash of water to reactivate the gel or give it a complete new look. See that? It’s a whole new 'do, my friend.
by bikechanderson March 25, 2013
Get the Bike Chanderson mug.easy-jet patronising traveller bound for benidorm, falaraki etc, seen in large groups known as chavalanche (q.v.)
Luton airport is a must for the chaveller given its bargain flights and proximity to chav areas (Luton eg)
by conzilla May 24, 2006
Get the chaveller mug.chaverler; adjective describing a chav on holiday. Usual destination will be compact holiday resort where he or she will gather to meet fellow chaverlers to exercise and compete in an array of social ineptitude’s.
Though crippled under the weight of The 7 of the chaverlers, the Vauxhall Astra revved spluttered and honked leaving the estate for a weeks holiday in brean on sands.
by Barnaby April 4, 2020
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Alternatively a street in which baseball cap wearing, fake burberry clad chavs simply hang about or drive their Chavaliers!!
Alternatively a street in which baseball cap wearing, fake burberry clad chavs simply hang about or drive their Chavaliers!!
'Walking down the Chavenue-laden with Chavaliers'
by Anti-Chav :-) May 14, 2006
Get the Chavenue mug.Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.
Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.
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