chat shit 

A saying to someone who is talking rubbish.

Originates from Widnes, North-West England.

"I had a date with a a fit bird last night" says roy.
"Chat Shit" replies Jim.

chat shit by gypsy dave July 6, 2008

Chat shit get banged 

Expression used to humiliate people who hate on someone or somethi

When someone says "Jamie Vardy sucks" and he then scores 10 BPL games in a row, you reply with "Chat shit get banged"

Chat shit get banged by Nerday November 23, 2015

chat shit get banged 

An earnest warning that any spurious criticism will result in a straight right to the jaw.

Me: Leicester surely can't maintain this for throughout the season
Jamie Vardy: Mate... chat shit get banged

chat shit get banged by technicalJohn January 27, 2016

chat shit get banged 

A phrase popularised by esteemed philosopher, James Vardé in his 1903 paper, 'Net six and chill'.

Scholars have since debated its intended meaning. Leading theories suggest it describes a situation in which verbalising disparaging, ill-formed statements could result in one being assassinated via a firearm.

Person A: Why did you get this?
Person B: You told me to pick it up from the store.
Person A: I didn't say Chili Beef...
Person B: Yeah you did
Person A: I said wanted a Bombay Bad Boy you nonce!

Person B: Watch your language! Well, I definitely heard Chili Beef. And what does it matter, you like Chili Beef anyway. And can you please take that hoodie off and put it in the wash.
*Person A shoots Person B*
Person B: What on earth did you do?!
Person A: You lied, I never said Chili Beef
Person B: So you shot your own mother?!
Person A: Chat shit get banged
Person B: For god's sake. Call 999 please.

Person A: Fine. By the way, did you bring any vodka?
Person B: Yes, it's in the car
Person A: Good, I'm throwing a party tonight
Person B: Are you going to invite Charlie?
Person A: Of course I am ffs. Ambulance said they'll be 10 mins.

chat shit get banged by Emmanuel Adebayor January 14, 2016

chat shit get banged 

If what you say is untrue, or is an attempt at defaming my character I shall physically assault you.

Chat shit get banged Listen mate if you chat shit about me behind my back you'll get banged spark out.

chat shit get banged by Padraig1980 January 15, 2016

chat shit get banged 

Four words used to fill out sentences, adding nothing of any value.

An English proverb made popular through the famed think-tank James Vardy of Leicester City F.C.

*incomprehensible noises*chat shit get banged*more noises*

chat shit get banged by DuckBilledTwattipus January 3, 2016

chat shit get banged 

Chat shit me and i’ll knock u out.

Chat shit get banged… simple.

chat shit get banged by UnknownUser2000 January 15, 2023