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chasturbate 

to masturbate frequently in order to keep from going insane from abstaining from sex (ironically you will be making some stains)
I wonder when one of the Jonas Brothers will go against their purity rings. I'm pretty sure that they chasturbate though
chasturbate by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010
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Chasturbate 

To jerk off or sexually please the chassis of a car.
I watched Joe Chasturbate all night long to Mia Khalifa.
Chasturbate by Ballslover719733 January 2, 2022

Crapsturbate 

Masturbate while taking a dump; Fapping and shitting at the same time.
The other day I was so horny that I decided to crapsturbate in the public bathroom.

Casturbation

Casturbation relates to the art of masturbating whilst wearing a cast (caused from broken bones somewhere between the individuals wrists and shoulders).
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.
Dan: Must be hard for you, being single for the last 7 months and not even able to choke the chicken with that broken wrist?
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option
Casturbation by neilsonz January 27, 2009

Crapsturbate 

When you jack off to porn that involves, well, shit.
Ebby: 2 girls 1 cup always makes me crapsturbate.
Me: Well it always makes me throw up.
Crapsturbate by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010

Crasturbating 

Crying whilst masturbating. Mostly over departed girlfriends.
Kevins crasturbating over Katie.

Chaturbate ( . Y . ) 

What is chaturbate. It's only the best free live sex chat sites with 1000's of naked girls that you can peek into there bedrooms anytime of the day or night for free at chaturbate.com

www.SkypeSexting.com
After my wife caught me fapping my disco stick for 16 hours on chaturbate she forced me to eat her soggy box for 3 hours after she just got off the neighbors pogo stick. Chaturbate ( . Y . )
Chaturbate ( . Y . ) by Thedurb November 16, 2019
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