Chastaining 

The act of bending over a woman and proceeding to dry hump her as she is attempting to force you out her front door

I seen this hot chick and I began chastaining her

Chastaining by Grmreaper December 10, 2022

Captaining 

A sexual act in which one sucks each of their partners 10 toes, each for 10 minutes at a time.

Toe act cannot be called a "captain" unless the entire routine has been completed, meaning at least 100 minutes of toe suckling.

This can result in a very dry and tired mouth. It is the equivelent to a 100 minute blowjob, but tastes a lot worse.

Variations of this sexual routine include:

Autopilot: "Captaining" oneself.

Hi-jack: "Captaining" someone that doesn't want to be "captained."

Running dry: Failing to complete the entire routine.

Co-pilot: Having two people "captaining" another at the same time.

Girl: "Oh baby you're making me so hot right now. I want you to captain me."

Guy: Hell yea baby. With pleasure.

Halfway through his mouth is drying up.

Guy: Wait baby, let me get my co-pilot to give me a hand.

Rings Dave.

Dave: Alright mate, just a bit busy hijacking this bird. Can I call you back.

Guy: Yea mate, was just running dry captaining my bird over here.

Dave: Unlucky mate. In a bit.

Guy to girl: Sorry babe, you're gonna have to swith to auto-pilot for a minute.

Captaining by Insane Badger September 5, 2009

chastizing

A person who anoise the fuck out of you.

Damn my girlfriend is a chastizing bitch.

chastizing by josh March 14, 2005

Chastising the Nun 

(v) - After Milking the Nun, this is the process of dumping the "nun milk" over the head of an unsuspecting victim.

Steve's asleep.... let's Chastise the Nun!

Chastising the Nun by Dementist August 30, 2005

chastising the cheese 

masturbating; pulling your penis until semen comes out; choking the chicken; flogging the dolphin; shucking the corn; cleaning the pipes; feeding the geese; beating the meat; spanking the salami; pulling the pork; bating, etc

He's always chastising the cheese when he takes a shower.

chastising the cheese by bater August 25, 2003

Chatianing 

Getting fucking wasted, ramming shit like a goat, and fucking a plant afterwards.

"That faggot's been chatianing

Chatianing by CaffeineMeme May 6, 2018