chastain 

A female athlete stripping in celebration after an important sports play. From soccer player hottie Brandi Chastain, who peeled off her jersey top and fell to her knees with fists clenched after her game-winning penalty kick against China in the 1999 FIFA Women's World Cup.

'After clinching Silver at Beijing, gymnast Alicia Sacramone pulled a chastain in the heat of the moment when she slid her leotard off her shoulder to flash a breast at a nearby TV camera.'

chastain by DeMenthe December 3, 2009

Chastain 

A Chastain an individual who constantly feels the urge to say sly comments and talk about inappropriate behavior. A Chastain puts the "stain" in Chastain. A Chastain would have found that previous sentence funny but not too funny because it wasn't immature enough. A Chastain sucks at madden and will get angry rather quickly after the first touchdown scored on him. Words such as "fuck","dammit","shit" will be followed by "its rigged", "why r u so lucky", "You're a bitch", "fuck you" while playing madden. A Chastain is gifted down below.

That dude is such a Chastain. I am beating him by 30 in madden and he is pissed.
He is such a Chastain. He has been talking about inappropriate things for the past hour.

Chastain by CHIRPCHIRP22 October 19, 2016

Chastain 

To be in error. to destroy, break, botch, or ruin. To fail, to forget. To injure (another person or object.)

Mandy, after all those drinks, you'll probably chastain something at may house.

Q:Why is there broken glass all over the floor?

A:Mandy chastained her beer bottle.

Chastain by Bobbytouche April 14, 2010

Chastain 

A funny guy who is nice and has a pretty boy face/model appearance, yet is extremely big-headed. His ego really shines through when he is playing guitar or singing. Not a bad guy to date though, as long as you can put up with his over-confidence.

Girl1: OMGOMGOMG!!! THAT GUY OVER THERE IS SO ATTRACTIVE!!!!!! And he seems really sweet XOXOXOXO

Girl2: Yeah, but I hear he's got a really bad ego. He must a Chastain.

Girl1: I'm ok with that! I can deal with it :)

Chastain by cheese06 January 15, 2011

Chastain'ed 

To be wrecked, doored, slammed, run into or spun out recklessly either intentionally or unintentionally in an auto racing event. Coined by Kyle Busch after getting spun out by Ross Chastain at Richmond in August of 2022.

"We got Chastain'ed this week, we were his victim this week".

Chastain'ed by TwiceOnTuesday August 16, 2022

Chastain’d 

The art of wrecking another driver, “by mistake”, being only Ross Chastain of NASCAR

We got Chastain’d this week.

Well, I was Chastain’d today out on the track

Chastain’d by Loine77 August 17, 2022

Jessica Chastain

Seriously! Has no one defined the beauty of this immortal goddess yet?! Well I guess I will! Jessica Chastain is among the most gorgeous beings to walk this earth. Not only is she a talented actress but she is also among the world's most proactive humanitarians. Everyone should strive to be more like Jessica Chastain!

One day God looked down on the Earth and saw that it needed more beauty so he created Jessica Chastain and saw that she was perfect in every way.

Some random person: Hey who was that gorgeous redhead who just walked by?
Other random person: Oh that was Jessica Chastain! She's the most beautiful person in the world!
Another random person: Whoa! I know her! I'm gonna go home and watch that movie Lawless because she's in it!

Jessica Chastain by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx October 3, 2019