Chartritis 

A social disorder characterized by chronic flakiness. Somebody who frequently cancels plans with friends is said to have Chartritis.

I think my friend has Chartritis. She ditched me because she was on her period!

Chartritis by Chris Wang February 27, 2011

carthritis

when you sit for to long in a car or other such places then try to skate but are stiff from sitting too long

Dude, it took us 3 hours to drive here and now i have carthritis

carthritis by zebb January 22, 2004

carthritis

Condition suffered by a car, where seemingly painful inflammation and stiffness of the joints can cause groaning in parts of the car that normally make no noise,

It's 2 degrees outside. My car started, but when I turn the wheel, there is this crunchy, groaning sound. I think my car may have carthritis.

carthritis by shawnblog January 28, 2009

chaparitis 

where your ass gets chapped and then a girl stick a big three branch and then proceeds to fuck ur mom rookie bitch

chaparitis by tim satola---the nurse aka. rn April 29, 2003

Carthritis

When you sit in a car for so long that your bones and joints hurt

Mark: Why are you limping?
John: I just had to drive for eleven hours and I think I got carthritis

Carthritis by Atticus7362 August 31, 2018

chartlits 

The hair on the area between the anal and scrotum

ouch i pulled a chartlit

chartlits by roofus April 30, 2003

chartruths

Chartruths is a amazing editor but her vsp ran out BAHAHAHA ok back to the point she’s pretty and also talented.

Chartruths an amazing editor.

chartruths by Lealex July 31, 2021