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Charlottesville 

- A town with the best bagel shop in the world.

- A place where people wear flip-flops and short-sleeved polo shirts all year round.

- Thomas Jefferson's favorite child.
Aren't those people cold?
No, they're from Charlottesville.
Charlottesville by fdjago;psja March 3, 2009

charlottesville 

where all the cool kids are born. where UVA constantly kicks VT's sorry crack.
Ouch, UVA just totally dominated VT last night in charlottesville.
charlottesville by cvillefolyfe January 27, 2009

Charlottesville Speed Limit 

The Charlottesville Speed limit is when driving in Charlottesville Virginia, whatever the Speed Limit sign says but mentally add 10 to it. E.G. 55 + 10 = 65.

Unless there are any police around, then it's what the sign says.
"Man, Traffic was booking along today. Thank goodness for the Charlottesville Speed Limit!"

Charlottesville March 

A torch light march that took place on Saturday, August 12th, 2017. It was one of the most disgusting things you may have ever seen. It was a group of angry white people (or just plain Nazis) that are against everything human beings and America stands for. They cried out saying that white people were being attacked, that everyone else is anti-white. They said disgusting words and attacked innocent counter-protesters. They complained about something that's not even existent, and are giant brats that have been given everything what they wanted, but they are pissed about daddy not buying the right color car. This march was shameful, and disgraceful, and it is recommended you don't engage in similar activities.
"Hey, did you see the Charlottesville March?"
"Yeah. It was absolutely horrible,"
"Agreed,"

Charlottesville 

The best town ever despite what haters say.
Boy: where do you live?
Girl: charlottesville.

Boy: dude best town ever!!
Girl: I know right?!

Charlottesville Whistle Blower 

When a girl puts a bagel on a man's D***, suck it, and when she's done, eats the bagel
"She took me to Charlottesville and came back with a bagel"

Her " What do you like?"

Him " Can you give me the good ole 'Charlottesville whistle blower?' "