Charlotte, Michigan

A once-booming town whose prosperity ended in the 1940s. Was also once a Ku Klux Klan center in Michigan, but is now a hicktown with lots of scary Wal-Mart people. Close to the capital, Lansing, but separated by a tiny town called Potterville. Home of the stupid school board that replaces their awesome looking logo with a shitty ripoff of the Seahawks, and has every Friday the 13th off. The superintendent of the school district is a gnome in disguise. Highly clique-y. Church on virtually every street corner. High school mascot is the Oriole, despite the lack of orioles in Charlotte.

Population: About 10,000.

**Pronounced "Shar-LOT", not "SHAR-lit".**

Dude, don't go to Charlotte, Michigan. You'll never get out.

Charlotte, Michigan by ReluctantResident January 31, 2010

Charlotte, Michigan

Charlotte is nice a mid-Michigan town with lots of great people... If you were blind. Charlotte is a cesspool of meth heads and wanna be gangsters. Going into Charlotte and meeting the people, you'd believe you were in a deep southern town. It's the same town that had a meth lab blow up right across from the police and fire station. Don't worry, they tore it down and turned it into a nice outdoorsy plaza. They even turned a old cemetery into a park, they couldn't even get all the body's out for some reason. Charlotte High School, is ran by an old man and a homophobic angry tattooed Mexican lady. If you live in Charlotte you either love it or are dying to get out.

I just saw some freak injecting some heroin at dean park in Charlotte, Michigan.

Charlotte, Michigan by mandownbytheriver June 28, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016