CharlieSheen'n

CharlieSheen'n (char-lee-she-nin)
v. CharlieSheen'n (char-lee-she-nin), to charliesheen someone, charliesheened, charliesheens
urban verb for the more proper "CharlieSheening"
v. action of the man who is Charlie Sheen

CharlieSheen'n is an action of character representing a high level of smack talk ability that usually only comes as a side affect from bangin' seven gram rocks. CharlieSheen'n is usually referred to as something someone is doing to you (Why you CharlieSheen'n me?) but can also act as a means of boasting (I'm CharlieSheen'n you.) This can include the following but is not limited to
1. attacking someone publicly with humor on national TV; to front on them; to bring humility to them while unbeknownst to you - you are embarrassing yourself as well
2. acting as if your world is not tumbling in around you
3. living with two random girls you call goddesses but are no where close to being goddesses

4. beating someone in a race to grow your new twitter account followers
5. acting as if you are holding it together, when it is apparent you are not
6.making someone fire you
7.doing anything as bad or worse than telling your dad off on national TV
8. having Adonis DNA or TigersBlood

"I know you might fire me, but I'm CharlieSheen'n you right now."

or

As Oprah said after having her twitter record broken "Man, Charlie Sheen is CharlieSheen'n me right now."
or

Your boss who has to let you go may say, "Why are you CharlieSheen'n me?"
or

as Nancy Grace said "He did interviews with everyone but turned me down. He's CharlieSheen'n me bad."

CharlieSheen'n by mattofact1 March 23, 2011

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Charlie Sheen'n

The belief that one is a rock star or God-like creature when in fact the individual is a burned out junkie addicted to strippers and cocaine.

Have you seen Christina Aguilera lately, she is Charlie Sheen'n like a mother f#cker.

Charlie Sheen'n by jgmoney March 17, 2011

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charliesheen

verb trans. destroy all that is good in your life. Piss away great opportunities.

Keep drinking a 12-pack of Stella every night and picking fights with six year olds, and you'll charliesheen yourself all the way to the grave . . . with a sojourn or two in the nearest jail.

charliesheen by William Dean A. Garner March 13, 2011

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Charliesheened

Charliesheened:(adj) To be extremely intoxicated via drugs or alcohol.

variants: Charliesheened (v) to cause physical/mental harm to.

ex. Dude I was totally Charlie Sheened last night, in honor of PI day I bough 3.14 grams intsead of my usual 3!

ex. That kid was talking smack, so I walked over there and charliesheened his shit up.

Charliesheened by spballin' April 1, 2011

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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