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Chink dick 

A penis comparable in size to a stick of chapstick. Most commonly found on Asian men, although not entirely limited to them. For instance many Ashkenazi Jewish men are known to have Chink dicks or quasi-Chink dicks. See Kosher Cock for a full explanation. Strictly speaking a man of any race may be said to have a Chink dick, provided it is sufficiently small.
Yo son, I saw Tyrone in the locker room yesterday and he's got a small-ass dick!

But isn't he black?

Yeah, but he's packing a Chink dick!
Chink dick by MohammedEaster June 12, 2009

Crank Dick 

A dick that instead of stroking requires cranking to achieve orgasm.
She's only good at that Mario party game because mick has a crank dick
Crank Dick by Keymaster43 October 6, 2015

Chalk Dick 

When you put chalk on your hands when your lifting weights and you go to the bathroom and whip out your dick and you get chalk on it.
Man i gotta piss. Dang it! I got Chalk Dick!

crank that dick cheney 

when you go hunting with your friend and you ejaculare all over their face
i'm gonna crank that dick cheney with tom

dick chunk 

I found a dick chunk on your moms plate
dick chunk by Kaybear2943 December 11, 2017

Big Dick Chink 

Big Dick Chink by TheFurredReich October 18, 2020