Champú

Shampoo in spanish

I wanna buy Champú at lidl pwetty pwease

by Not Chrit cuz chrit sucks dik October 27, 2017

Champu

Spanish for Shampoo. English for fun to say.

We're going to the store to buy some champu for our hair.

by jenshelle February 12, 2010

champu

Its an Indian slang word for a nerd, a person with no social skills.

That guy is such a champu bro.

by Uk06 November 16, 2019

Champu

A stupid, often beta, individual.

Todd is such a champu - he dropped the tampon into his milkshake.

by Dbash November 3, 2022

champu

see also vagasaur

crazy ass bald dude that jumps out of airplanes for the hell of it and gets 100%'s on all his tests without even trying

man, that fucker champu whooped my ass on that exam, then jumped out of a perfectly good airplane

by CaptainRedeye June 2, 2003

papi champú

Dominican slang for a man who is dressed nice, gets all the women, and gives a lot of attention to his hair

"It's just that Imma Papi Champú"
"Jordan is definitely Papi champú"

by Papi champu November 9, 2015

champaine

Drinking champagne and doing cocaine

Wanna hang out for some champaine this week-end

by Villus May 24, 2016