Champu

Spanish for Shampoo. English for fun to say.

We're going to the store to buy some champu for our hair.

by jenshelle February 12, 2010

Champu

A stupid, often beta, individual.

Todd is such a champu - he dropped the tampon into his milkshake.

by Dbash November 03, 2022

champu

Its an Indian slang word for a nerd, a person with no social skills.

That guy is such a champu bro.

by Uk06 November 16, 2019

champu

see also vagasaur

crazy ass bald dude that jumps out of airplanes for the hell of it and gets 100%'s on all his tests without even trying

man, that fucker champu whooped my ass on that exam, then jumped out of a perfectly good airplane

by CaptainRedeye June 02, 2003

Poggus Champus

A more classy way to say Pog Champ.

Yes, my dear friend, this is a Poggus Champus moment.

by C4NY369 September 30, 2020