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Spanish for Shampoo. English for fun to say.
We're going to the store to buy some champu for our hair.
Champu by jenshelle February 12, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
Its an Indian slang word for a nerd, a person with no social skills.
That guy is such a champu bro.
champu by Uk06 November 16, 2019
Todd is such a champu - he dropped the tampon into his milkshake.
Champu by Dbash November 3, 2022
see also vagasaur

crazy ass bald dude that jumps out of airplanes for the hell of it and gets 100%'s on all his tests without even trying
man, that fucker champu whooped my ass on that exam, then jumped out of a perfectly good airplane
champu by CaptainRedeye June 2, 2003
I wanna buy Champú at lidl pwetty pwease

papi champú 

Dominican slang for a man who is dressed nice, gets all the women, and gives a lot of attention to his hair
"It's just that Imma Papi Champú"
"Jordan is definitely Papi champú"
papi champú by Papi champu November 9, 2015

champaine 

Wanna hang out for some champaine this week-end
champaine by Villus May 24, 2016
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