The caring friend who always cares for you and is the kindest person ever and amazing and beautiful and smart even though she denys it and is a juggalette but shes still amazing
An older woman who is only attractive looking on casual Fridays and other dress-up situations. Otherwise she is plain and frumpy looking...but does have the ability to blend in as a babe when make up is applied.
I've known Jimmy's mom for years and she never turned my crank, then last Friday she waited on me at the bank wearing contact lenses and her hair up. I had to fight a public boner because she was so hot...she's totally a chaMILFeon.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."