Chairplant 

The act of farting ass particles into a couch or fabric covered chair that retains the stench of such rectum disfunction for a prolonged period of time.

Gary chairplanted an ungodly smell in that couch. I would not sit there!

Chairplant by Shnabby September 2, 2023

chairlance 

Balancing act performed on chair

The chair was in chairlance because it was balanced.

chairlance by IngzominaDeficency April 14, 2021

charlanta 

It's a combo of Charotte and Atlanta

Atlanta: Hey
Charlotte: Yes
Atlanta: How are you doing

Charlotte: good
Greenville: Hi
Atlanta and Charlotte: FUCK YOU BITCH. THATS IT (*murges*)
Charlanta: FIGHT ME BITCH
Greenville: OH SHIT (runs)
Chalanta: that will teach her

charlanta by Alex aka Aquatic F0xy September 29, 2020

chair plant 

a fail involving a chair

1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant

1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while

yawning)

*chair collapses

boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"

2- boy 1- "i need a rest"

*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the

ground

"aww man, i just chair planted"

3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"

*walks over but trips on chair leg

"owww, damnit my nose"

chair plant by thespirit June 30, 2009

chairplanestethia 

When they put you on an airplane and give you anesthesia so you don't have to listen to fucking babies crying for the whole goddamn flight.

Chairplanestethia
See nothing. Say nothing. ™

chairplanestethia by The eleventh nun April 17, 2022

Chairlatan Healer 

A type of Charismatic christian who carry around fold-able chairs and offer healing.They sit you in the chair and tell you that whatever ailment you have is caused by having "one leg shorter than the other". They duly pray for your leg and behold! It appears to grow. One of the oldest parlour tricks in the book.

Just seen a couple of those Chairlatan healers in the precinct again. Told me I had one leg shorter than the other. So I told him that he had one neuron shorter than the other.

Chairlatan Healer by IAIN_D September 6, 2018

chinplant 

A chin implant.

Dr. Bombay is going to need a size 3 chinplant for tomorrow’s surgery.

chinplant by HeyJekka February 20, 2019