thespirit's definitions

metal massacre

when a metal band play soo awsomely that the audience headbang so ferociously that they actually snap off their heads.

boy 1- "hey did u go to that ------ concert last night?"
boy 2- "no why did anything happen"
boy 1- "yea there was a metal massacre at their solo"
boy 2- "oh god u serious"
boy 1- "yea but they were very awsome"

by thespirit July 8, 2009

fail box

the name givin to the xbox 360 after it has been afflicted by the rrod.

when ur xbox 360 shows-in controller slots 1, 2 and 3- flashing red lights, and ur console wont function, then u have a fail box

by thespirit July 5, 2009

chair plant

a fail involving a chair

1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant

1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while

yawning)

*chair collapses

boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"

2- boy 1- "i need a rest"

*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the

ground

"aww man, i just chair planted"

3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"

*walks over but trips on chair leg

"owww, damnit my nose"

by thespirit June 30, 2009

headbang threashold

an equation that determines wether it is approprite to headbang to a perticular song. that factors that contribute to this equation are:beats per second of the drums, speed of guitar, number of guitars, speed of lyrics, screaming quality and vol of amps and no of amps

the equation is

MTh=Db+(Gs*Gno)+Ls+Sq/(AVERAGEAmpvol*Ano)

if the sound (Db) is greater than this treashhold, then u may headbang as the headbang threashold has been surpassed

by thespirit July 8, 2009