Chairfucker

A person who wants to fuck a chair.

You're sitting right next to a chairfucker, Bob!

by Betaic November 8, 2021

Chair Fucker

A person who vigorously engages in sexual relations or activities with chairs.

Person 1:"Did you see Spencer at Ikea last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a chair fucker."

by UNan February 6, 2015

Charcuckerie Board

A platter of assorted sausages given before a cuckholding session. Most commonly placed next to the cuck chair and is seen as a form of gratitude.

Hey Bobby, my wife is getting the charcuckerie board ready for tonight, she wants to try a new flavor to spice things up; it has something to do with removing the casing first.

by ForTheGlory January 12, 2019

chairfucking

Sticking your hands in between a person and the chair he or she is sitting on and applying destructive upward and downward strokes.

Vilaxonh was chairfucking Ronny to arouse him into a session of familysex later tonight.

by Meenoy January 16, 2008

Chair Fucker

The act of fucking your chair so hard that it squeals like the little bitch it is

"Trashy is a total chair fucker! She made that chair her bitch in vc!!"

by Gaythens June 17, 2018

chatfuckery

Rumors spread about people in chat rooms, forums, blogs, groups, facebook, etc. etc.

Lets go to chat room 21.

No, I can't be bothered with all the chatfuckery in there.

Facebookwhore tried to add me today.

Don't do it man! All she does is talk a bunch of chatfuckery.

by Cinnarry September 9, 2011

Charfuckery

Ability to bullshit in and out of trouble
Charisma

I managed to get away with it after some charfuckery

by Gronk the lobber September 7, 2025