chairfucking

Sticking your hands in between a person and the chair he or she is sitting on and applying destructive upward and downward strokes.

Vilaxonh was chairfucking Ronny to arouse him into a session of familysex later tonight.

by Meenoy January 16, 2008

Chairfucker

A person who wants to fuck a chair.

You're sitting right next to a chairfucker, Bob!

by Betaic November 8, 2021