Chair Porn

Chair Porn
watching your partner being fucked by another person while you're sat on the cuck chair
(hence why its called chair porn)

"hey did you hear that Charlie took part in some chair porn the other night?"

"yeah man that was funny as fuck, he was right in the splash zone too so you could imagine the cleanup after"

Chair Porn by Joe144p November 18, 2025

red chair porn 

Usually in reference to gay porn, but can be applied to any sexual act which involves the person being penetrated bleeding from the penetration.

Oh my god Robb! I found this really hot red chair porno last night, starring Kevin Warhol as the top!

red chair porn by Lilithpeltriddawson April 9, 2017

Chairborne corps 

These are military troops who do a desk job rather than deploy into the field.

As the Sergeant aged he became increasingly pleased with plans to join the Chairborne Corps instead of an Airborne battalion.

Chairborne corps by I, Wreckerrr May 29, 2021

Chairborne Ranger 

A reference to those in administrative duties. More specifically those who completed ranger school and got thier ranger tab just so they could go back and push a pencil for more money.

Tom> That guy in ranger school, Jimmy, did he go 3/75 ?

Sam> Yea but he's a damn chairborne over in admin., Pushin a damn pencil!

(Jimmy comes walking by)

Tom> Hey Jimmy, Chairborne Ranger All The Way!

Jimmy> Hey fuck off.

Chairborne Ranger by johnnyboyLB October 3, 2008

101st Chairborne 

Term referring to bloggers, generally right-wing, who enthusiastically support war, destruction, and mayhem from the safety of their home. 21st century version of the chickenhawk.

Alternative terms include 101st Fighting Keyboarders, the Keyboard Kommandoes, the Basement Brigades, and the Fighting Hellmice.

Anthem of the 101st Chairborne:
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Cheezy-Puffs"

101st Chairborne by Hann1bal January 24, 2010

Chairborne 

Chair + Borne, after a civilian job Marines and Soldiers dream about once they leave Active Duty

I used to be in USMC, I am now Chairborne in the Civ Div(Civilian Division.

Chairborne by nme619 May 24, 2016

Chairborne Ranger 

Derogatory term for military personnel who work at the Pentagon. Typically overweight officers who have forgotten what it's like to be a "Joe" or a "Grunt" and try to influence affairs that they know little about or are misinformed of.

Look at that damn Chairborne Ranger trying to tell us what rifle is best for our soldiers. He wasn't even in the infantry!

Chairborne Ranger by Marine2012 January 4, 2009