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For when a guy named tenno don't believe you
The chabces he didn't think you would go this far
Chabces by Chabces April 1, 2022
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to take chances 

to do something in spite of the risk that it implies.
Sometimes you have to take chances if you want to succed!
to take chances by Mr:- January 12, 2011

Chances Videos 

Controversial type of videos in which someone (usually a user or fictional character) begs for another chance and the creator of the video along with his/her/their friends refuse to give the victim a second chance. They were invented in 2017.
"Chances Videos are worse than Prank VHS and DVD Openings! They must be stopped!" - Buttercup
Chances Videos by Ryan900USAYT March 17, 2022

Penitentiary Chances 

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.
Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.

Disney's Second Chances 

The reoccuring theme in Disney Movies that in order to have a happy ending, one must first go through a conflict and after hurting their partner and others, their partner must then give a second chance to love.
People make Mistakes, Growth doesn't happen by chance, if happens by Change, and if you don't change you don't grow... Your boyfriend made a big mistake, but I think he has learned from it and grew. He deserves one of those Disney's Second Chances for sure.

Crackhead chances 

Actions or decisions that are predicated of both a person and an undertaking and implies a willingness to accept extrodinarily high risks with minimal gain or chance of successful outcome. This can also mean taking a chance on trusting a someone who is proven untrustworthy and therefore by association you are considered a crackhead for lack of good judgement.
Amy is always taking crackhead chances. Yesterday she lent her Maybach to her broke dopefiend cousin Dave so that he could take a trip to New Jersey. She hasn't heard from him since. You know that she will never see that car again.
Crackhead chances by awsasin July 28, 2011

Charlie’s chances with gurneet 

Nonexistent. You don’t have a chance. Please stop embarrassing yourself. The second hand cringe is real.
What are Charlie’s chances with Gurneet?
None existent bro he has no chance
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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