Chavcess

An underclass female who is so dumb and deluded that she constantly tells people that she's a princess. But she's not - she's actually a chav!

Dressed top to toe in Poundland's cheapest, most garish sportswear, Tamika spent her days loitering round Slough's grimmest council estate claiming to be a princess whilst drinking Skol Super and scratching her arse. When fellow residents stated 'awfully sorry Tamika but you don't appear that royal to me' she would take offence and her cheeks would flare up more brightly than her fluorescent pink shellsuit before launching a tirade of poorly articulated verbal abuse, spitting at them like a Peruvian lama and launching a frenzied knife attack. That's cuz she isn't really a princess - she's a chavcess!

by JinxTrim November 20, 2019

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chavcess

Chav version of a princess.

Spoilt and gobby but always wears fake tan, sportswear and talks utter crap.

My daughter is right little chavcess!

by Donkwa July 5, 2012

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chavesse

A beautiful, talented, outspoken,outstanding, and respectful yound lady

Chavesse is a awesome person !

by Chavesse July 5, 2014

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chavess

A white, pre-teen, priveledged chav , whom attempt to be gangsta, but really are just pussies.
often the over exaggerate the movements of a typical chav, resulting in looking like massive twats. these are exclusive to Britain. the 'ess' on the end is from princess, indicating they are prissy little fuckers who are bit cocky.

some priveledged white boy: oi innit fam im livin da hard life check out dat bling wiv da ladzzz hahah
onlooker: wow, he's a fucking chavess.

by weary british onlooker August 22, 2016

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