Chavcess
An underclass female who is so dumb and deluded that she constantly tells people that she's a princess. But she's not - she's actually a chav!
Dressed top to toe in Poundland's cheapest, most garish sportswear, Tamika spent her days loitering round Slough's grimmest council estate claiming to be a princess whilst drinking Skol Super and scratching her arse. When fellow residents stated 'awfully sorry Tamika but you don't appear that royal to me' she would take offence and her cheeks would flare up more brightly than her fluorescent pink shellsuit before launching a tirade of poorly articulated verbal abuse, spitting at them like a Peruvian lama and launching a frenzied knife attack. That's cuz she isn't really a princess - she's a chavcess!
