ONE OF THE SHITTEST SCHOOLS IN BIRMINGHAM EVERYONES MIXUP AND PEOPLE BEAT IN THE DISABLED TOILETS I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND YOU SEND YOUR CHILD HERE ALSO THE TEACHER ARE VERY SHIT
THAT CENTRAL ACADEMY SCHOOL IS OSO SHIT
by Unknown.s May 27, 2019
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Really chaotic elementary school where students will say swears when teachers aren't around and some teachers have fears revolving around them and the gym teacher says girls vs boys and some people act like they're drunk sometimes for some reason and it is so weird and the tech teacher KEEPS CHANGING and the swings are probably gonna probably like break at any second and the swings keep getting flipped over the bar and become very tall or they are very short that only kindergarteners can get on it
it was a hellhole
A: Hey bro wanna go to the central academy playground place after the school closes for the day?
B: FUCK NO THAT PLACE WAS A HELLHOLE
by The Rat in Your Attic September 14, 2021
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A discord server of over 1000+ members, Central Academy is mainly focused around bedrock Minecraft (Java is allowed though). Central Academy also has an SMP which you can join when you have over level 5 on Mee6. The server vanity is discord.gg/mcbedrock.
REEEE I GOT MUTED IN CENTRAL ACADEMY

What did you do?

Sent pipe bombs to the staff, is that a problem?

Uh, yes?
by Keklord Supreme January 8, 2022
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Highly looked at school in the area merged within two towns. CVA is a beautiful school with new renovations happening all the time. Although the school is nice and the programs are amazing, the kids inside are not as great. There are a plethora of horse girls, confederate hicks, and nicotine addicts. It isn’t CVA without a banger filled with drugs and alcohol. Also, the group of kids who stand outside of the property smoking cigs. Teachers run from the school in packs quitting left and right. The girls are known to be thots and the boys are nothing great to look at. You’ll see balls filled with baggy sweatpants, spaghetti straps, crocs, cva windbreakers, confederate flag attire, and messy buns/mullets galore. The smell of hot Cheetos and BO waft through the halls as fights erupt in the cafeteria/classroom.
Oh your from Central Valley Academy you must be a thot
by skinnypenis0129 July 19, 2019
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Ah yes beautiful CVA located in Central New York. What more can you ask for when you have athletic boners and girls that think very highly of themselves. If you’re like me, you think they look very silly for trying so hard. I wish they new you’re popularity in k-12 isn’t going to go on a job/college resume. welp CVA just about sucks other than some of the teachers, classes and the cafeteria is pretty nice but the food is a 4-5 depending on the day. Friday’s are the best because not only is it going to be “ Friday Night Lights” nor the weekend it’s PIZZA DAYY like that’s a good day to come to school.
person from CVA: i’m from CVA
person not from CVA: Who?

person from CVA: you know Central Valley Academy

person not from CVA: Who?
by bootyboootyboobies September 15, 2019
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A school that treats white females like angels, other females like humans, white males like dogs, and other males like donkeys.
You hear of all the 11th grade girls at Christian Central Academy getting pregnant?
by Aaron Canales December 15, 2021
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