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Center Line

A town right outside of Detroit where there is no future for anyone. Home to more potheads than anywhere else in Michigan. Also home to more too-tan Hollister barbies than anywhere else in the US, besides California. The neighbors are always fighting about everything, and the police take 30 minutes to respond to calls 3 minutes away. The high school football team sucks, but everyone's too busy lighting up to notice anyway. A
Friend 1: Dang, that girl's WAYY too tan and way too blonde. Oh, and can her clothes get ANY tighter? Not good.
Friend 2: Oh, she's probably from Center Line.

Person 1: why does this entire town smell like burning plants?
Person 2: Dude, we're in Center Line.
Center Line by PantherGirl May 20, 2009
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Center Line High school 

A school consisting mostly of burnouts and pot heads. Most not caring about school, grades, only caring about sex, drugs, alcohol, ect. Very few decent people go there, but the few cool ones there are awesome.
"That kid is so stoned, he must be from Center Line High School."
"That Center Line High School kid is such a loser."

ghosting the center line 

something douche-y cops call drifting your car into the other lane
"Sir, did you know that your vehicle was ghosting the center line?"

centerlink 

person1: hey man im poor
person2: just go to centerlink
person1: fuck yeah
centerlink by TheRealJayRScotty November 9, 2017

centerline cuntalingus

eating out a well kept cooter while she is driving
centerline cuntalingus is going down on a girl while shes driving

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026