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Centel'd 

Believing something fake that could be true but it's outrageous if it is and you spread it
Me: Bob (nerdy ah mofo) just completely fucked Emily 9School Bop) and gave her an STD
Friend: Bro ain no way, I know they've been sharing answers but no way he tapped
Friend: Im bouta tell the whole school

Me: Bro you just got Centel'd
Friend: ???
Me: I told something fake that could be true but its outrageous if it is and it created hella backlash and you believed it

Friend: Im Ronching you!
Centel'd by CandyClan October 26, 2024
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Center Denter

A racial slur directed towards Arabs because, terrorists flew planes into the World Trade Center; Hence Center Denter.
That kids mom is such a center denter, I think she will try and kill me.
Center Denter by C00n 5mug13r June 3, 2009

Spark of the Trade Center Day 

A national holiday that happens decade-ly starting on September 11, 2001. (the same day that tradegy happened)
SPARK IT!
(september 11 of 2021)
It's Spark of the Trade Center Day!

job center new deal 

job center plus bunch of wankers , puppets on strings, the department of work and pensions has decided to victimise people out of work and cant get work by making them sit in front of computer 6 hrs a day 5 days a week .
I cant wate to see the arseholes who work for local government unemployed as they are the real scrounger,

It makes me sick going in the job center and being interigated like some criminal just cos i am unemployed and finding it hard getting back to work .
job center new deal bunch of wankers puppets on strings .
victimising poor unemployed.

center of dialation 

The center of dialation sucks.
you find the center of dialation in crappy homework Dayna!
center of dialation by bluh$ January 19, 2004

Byron Center Blow Dryer 

It is the act of cumming on a man or woman’s face, and burping on it until it’s dry, then throwing up into their dirt star and having them poop out your vomit and their feces onto your back
Yo, did you hear that lake edward marsh gave Adam Clark a Byron Center Blow Dryer, no way they do that freak shit

center of attention deficit disorder 

Center of Attention Deficit Disorder (COADD) is defined as a personality disorder characterized by a constant desire to be noticed, acknowledged, needed or appreciated by the people in your immediate proximity.
Person One: Did you see they way Bobby was wearing his pants inside out last night?
Person Two: Did you hear him telling everybody where he is spending the summer?
Person Three: His Center of Attention Deficit Disorder is out of control.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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