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slang term for marijuana, originated in eastern MA. the celtics symbol, a green clover, is somewhat similar to the marijuana leaf, so there... when making a deal for some green, you say you want some celtics tix, the dealers then says a row number (price) and seat (amount in grams or fractions of an ounce, you decide)
other vocab:
bruins-cocaine
red sox-meth
revolution-heroine

Johnny Pothead: Hey man, I need some celtics tix. U got any??
Carlos Sanchez: Sure, manggg. I got tix for row 60 seat 3.

Oblivious Mother: Hey Craig! I've got some celtics tickets for tonight, you wanna go?
Closet Green User: Teehee, sure mom! LOLZ!

Celtics Coach Doc Rivers: Well, here you go Paul Pierce, here's all the celtics tickets you ordered....
Celtics Captain Paul Pierce: No, dumbass! Not THOSE celtics tickets!!

celtics by green avenger May 18, 2006

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celtics

a team that has everybody on it and now that they winning every1 on they dick

i like the celtics because they are winning now..ive always been a fan(usualluy a lie cuz they always sucked mad dick)

celtics by Johnny mateo June 13, 2008

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Celtics

The Best Team In the NBA that all people from west coast hate because they beat the lakers in the 2008 finals.

"The Celtics Shit on the lakers all day"

Celtics by OrangeKush September 30, 2008

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celtics snapback

THe only snapback people shouldnt wear because it looks stupid.

That boy made a huge mistake buying a celtics snapback.

celtics snapback by BallerPimp November 29, 2011

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Celtics Shaq

When someone calls you a bitch lasagna in 2020s onward

Jave: You're a bitch lasagna
Me: Celtics Shaq moment

Celtics Shaq by Valkyrae Pantyhose Pics January 19, 2024

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Shaq Celtics era

When someone or someone that was once special ends up being a shell of its former self and washed up

“ king Bach has been doing the same jokes for years, he’s in his shaq Celtics era!”

Shaq Celtics era by Ojshrimpson August 31, 2023

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Boston Celtics

A giant bandwagon that everyone started joining during the 2007-08 season.

It really sucks for me that a bunch idiots like the Boston Celtics when they do good. I liked them even when they sucked.

Boston Celtics by Jerk6969 April 5, 2009

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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