a girl who likes to eat a lot of food from a male slut whore with a chode. they usually come out at night with hunger pangs asking for takeaways. they also like noodles. and also have a tendecy to steal certain cutlery items e.g. knife, plate,mug,pint glass,chocolate fingers, bowles and icing. also cupcake icing is a favourite when they can get there hands on them.
A rude girl who goes out on a monday night and punches people in the face. A wannabe ganster who does stuff to seem hard. A dirty naughty person who tries to be a slag.
Literally "Good morning a fuck".
An ironic, vulgar salutation to answer to a "Good morning" sometimes used in Italy.
You can hear it mostly at work, early in the morning, from someone especially stressed out.
The intention of those using this expression is to warn their peers about a critical condition, a large workload to be processed soon or already in process, a really bad mood or all the above together.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!