Ringer

A term often used to refer to a player illegally brought into a drop-in or beer league hockey game that is significantly better than the rest of the players on the team. Usually only plays a limited amount of games so the league does not find out and never gets off the ice . Hockey term for Smurf
12 Year Old: Damn coach, who's this sick hockey player, he's as fast as Speedy Gonzales and just as small.
Coach: That kid doesn't belong in this Division, He's too good to be playing here.

Coach to Player: Get off the ice you f*cking ringer!!!
Johnny Gaudreau: Make me bitch.
by TSE NY October 12, 2018
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Def: A self titled person who drives a VW around a ring road in a parade to wave at other VW drivers, raise cash and have fun.
Those “ringers” are a bit mad.
by ARinger December 29, 2019
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A cattle or sheep station hand/stockman, employed to muster cattle or sheep on horseback. (Aus)

The telephone (Aus)
"We will need at least 5 ringers to muster the top paddock, if we want to finish it in a single day."

"I'll call you on the ringer tomorrow."
by Dingeroo July 10, 2006
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Someone whos life revolves soulfully around Lord Of The Rings; the best movie ever. They have seen each movie well over 100 times and knows every line. Ringers can often be found quoting the movie/book in real life conversations.
Ringers will colect anything that has Lord Of The Rings on it even if it is a tag off the back of their shirt.
friend: my life sucks. i have no reason left to live.
ringer: there's some good in this world and it's worth fighting for.
friend: ...
by Rider Of Rohan October 08, 2005
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When having sex with a girl that uses Nuvaring as contraception, the ring slips over your penis and is subsequently pulled out of the vagina. A real accomplishment.
John: Last night was nice.

Jane: Yeah you scored a ringer.

John: When were we playing horseshoes?

Jane: You pulled my Nuvaring out during sex.

John: Word. I win.
by Master Chef T April 08, 2010
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A person whom changes the serial codes on stolen cars. The serial numbers are generally found engraved onto the cars engine pieces, a ringer changes these engravings so it can not be identified by the authorities.
"i'm going to see a ringer to sort out my hot lexus"
by RockCat October 19, 2005
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A ring around any part of the shaft of the penis as a result of being twisted in opposite directions by the hands; an Indian burn on one’s cock.
She gave him a real ringer when he wasn’t suspecting it.
by Bookworm Wendy June 28, 2020
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