cayote
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cayote
26 yr old woman: "hey what's the story with Frank, he's single right?"
friend of 28 yr old guy in question: "forget it, he's a cayote, his last 3 woman-friends have been over 40"
friend of 28 yr old guy in question: "forget it, he's a cayote, his last 3 woman-friends have been over 40"
cayote by pixelfairy March 14, 2009
cayote
Person1: "You're such a cayote."
Person2: "Why?, because there are 19 recognized sub species of me"
Person3: "I see what you mean."
Person2: "Why?, because there are 19 recognized sub species of me"
Person3: "I see what you mean."
cayote by wantsomechocolate May 16, 2011
Coyote time
Slight delay before consequences manifest. First used in looney tunes cartoon "road runner", but is also an effective tool in video game design.
Madeline can jump a few frames after going over the edge of a platform (Celeste video game). This is called coyote time where characters run off platforms and keep sprinting in mid-air.
Coyote time by Axelsword October 24, 2019
space coyote
A talking coyote formed from parts of the celestial landscape, as in 'The Simpsons' (c.) episode about the Guatemalan Insanity Peppers. You have to watch the episode, I wont go into the whole thing.
Also a person who gives guidance and advice to those who have never tripped before. He helps them stay grounded and not hurt themselves or others.
Also a person who gives guidance and advice to those who have never tripped before. He helps them stay grounded and not hurt themselves or others.
"...an that talking coyote was just a talking dog..." (Homer)
"Hey, thanks Space Coyote, I thought I had really brained my damage"
"help me Space Coyote!"
"Hey, thanks Space Coyote, I thought I had really brained my damage"
"help me Space Coyote!"
space coyote by Jake Baer July 18, 2006
Rectal Coyote
Noun. A person who conceals contraband in his/her/their/y'all people's anal cavity.
Verb. The act of concealing contraband in the anal cavity.
Verb. The act of concealing contraband in the anal cavity.
Ex. 1
C-Dogg: My girl came through with a burner phone, two bindles of black, and zip of white. We need to find someone who can get that shit onto the yard!
Peanut Head: Don't trip rogue. Wes Watson is available to hoop that shit.
C-Dogg: You sure? Between all his paperwork and steroids, are you sure there's enough room up in there?
Peanut Head: It's all good. He's a Rectal Coyote!
Ex. 2
Demetrius approaches DaJuan. He glances around to see if anyone is eavesdropping.
Demetrius: Psst. The Down Low meeting is tonight! You be bringing the Crisco and the man wipes. Keep it on the DL!
DaJuan rubs his hands together and smiles.
DaJuan: Word. And I'll be Rectal Coyoting that shit playa!
Demetrius: And it might be more like Coyote Ugly when it comes out.
C-Dogg: My girl came through with a burner phone, two bindles of black, and zip of white. We need to find someone who can get that shit onto the yard!
Peanut Head: Don't trip rogue. Wes Watson is available to hoop that shit.
C-Dogg: You sure? Between all his paperwork and steroids, are you sure there's enough room up in there?
Peanut Head: It's all good. He's a Rectal Coyote!
Ex. 2
Demetrius approaches DaJuan. He glances around to see if anyone is eavesdropping.
Demetrius: Psst. The Down Low meeting is tonight! You be bringing the Crisco and the man wipes. Keep it on the DL!
DaJuan rubs his hands together and smiles.
DaJuan: Word. And I'll be Rectal Coyoting that shit playa!
Demetrius: And it might be more like Coyote Ugly when it comes out.
Rectal Coyote by ZXY&ABC October 28, 2022
Coyote Repugly
The most horrible experience ever. Waking up after being extremely inebriated next to a Republican (as evidenced by the giant posters in his room for Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, FoxNews, and the college abstinance-only club), who in your intoxicated state, you thought was attractive.
He'd seemed cute the night before, but when I woke up face-to-face with the Glen Beck poster, I realized he was Coyote Repugly.
Coyote Repugly by Jacob44444 May 31, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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