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The condition of somebody that is unable to deal with life, usually found sitting around a neglected apartment with bad hair and bad outfit.
I saw Kenny at our high school reunion, he's still living with his parents and saving up for a camaro ...totally self helpless.
by pixelfairy June 24, 2008

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The best sign. People born under Taurus, the Bull, are the most sensuous, artistic and determined people. Taurians are known for their beautiful hair, impressive stamina and good taste.
The ruling planet of Taurus is Venus (the best planet).
by pixelfairy December 27, 2011

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1. (unit of measurement) the abbreviation for pounds, which is weird because the word "pound" doesn't have an "L" or a "B" in it, that's English for ya.

2. acronym for a few different phrases:

- Local Bike Shop (similar to local fish shop)

- Little Bitch Syndrome, which is a tendency to be lazy

- Laughing But Serious
Carrie: Damn girl! you have lost some LBs!! what have you been doin all summer?

Sheila: I got a sweet hardtail from our favorite LBS and I've been hittin the trail like everyday.

Carrie: wow, I'm going to stop being a lazy bitch and join you!

Sheila: giggles... "LBS" ...giggles
by pixelfairy January 11, 2012

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a condition of somebody that reads a lot of self help books and thinks they can solve every problem in life, often recommending these books to their friends instead of actually listening and giving genuine consolation
"I'm so bummed-out caus i just broke up with my boyfriend"

"o, i had that problem once too, you should totally read insert annoying self help title here."

...() () (thanks, you're so self helpful)

by pixelfairy June 24, 2008

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a young guy that is attracted to and dates older women.
26 yr old woman: "hey what's the story with Frank, he's single right?"

friend of 28 yr old guy in question: "forget it, he's a cayote, his last 3 woman-friends have been over 40"
by pixelfairy November 02, 2008

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2 of anything in a sack
Greg: "want anything from the store?"
Alon: "yeah, pick me up half-a-dozen eggs and a scrotum of apples"
by pixelfairy October 23, 2008

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to animate with vegetables
"what are you doing with that carrot?"
by pixelfairy August 21, 2008

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