1. a wizard with a beard
2. bearded lizard, with mouth full
3. something gross you can't even imagine
2. bearded lizard, with mouth full
3. something gross you can't even imagine
by pixelfairy February 18, 2011
I though he was like 25 but then he told me that he used to use Illustrator 88 ... so using software version age dating he must be at least 40.
by pixelfairy July 30, 2008
a phone call (or a text) to arrange an immediate cuddle date. Not a booty call but similar in the call for satisfaction nature of the behavior.
by pixelfairy August 22, 2008
"I'm into him but it seems like he's not into me. At first I thought he was stuck on his x-girlfriend but now I think he's just bike-sexual"
by pixelfairy October 31, 2008
The condition of somebody that is unable to deal with life, usually found sitting around a neglected apartment with bad hair and bad outfit.
I saw Kenny at our high school reunion, he's still living with his parents and saving up for a camaro ...totally self helpless.
by pixelfairy June 24, 2008
a condition of somebody that reads a lot of self help books and thinks they can solve every problem in life, often recommending these books to their friends instead of actually listening and giving genuine consolation
"I'm so bummed-out caus i just broke up with my boyfriend"
"o, i had that problem once too, you should totally read insert annoying self help title here."
...() () (thanks, you're so self helpful)
"o, i had that problem once too, you should totally read insert annoying self help title here."
...() () (thanks, you're so self helpful)
by pixelfairy June 24, 2008
a celestial body that is too small to be considered a planet by the little people on earth that like to refer to themselves as "astronomers" but still referred to by most people on earth as a planet
by pixelfairy April 10, 2009