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Caucasiate

To be an overbearing, arrogant person who conquers and subjugates half the world but begin to portray yourself as a compassionate social justice warrior once the inexorableness of your civilisational decline becomes apparent to you, in a bid to minimise the shame of being overtaken by those you once dominated. Traits associated with caucasiating individuals include a propensity for virtue-signalling and a lack of adherence to logical principles.
*playing CS:GO*
Mike: Ha I’m 12/4 you noob
Sam: …
12 rounds later

Mike: Shit I haven’t got a kill in 12 rounds and now I’m 12/16
Sam: Noob now I’m 17/4
Mike: Hey stop using hate speech
Sam: You really trying to caucasiate now?
Flaccid piece of shit
by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023
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caucasian salsa

Damn it Nancy you put to much Caucasian salsa on my sandwich and now it’s to spicy
by E-dawg, J-dawg November 9, 2018
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Caucasianly Challenged

Any minority group, who does not receive any white man privileges
Tyrone and Leroy go to the 7-11 to get grape Swicher Sweets, and get followed all the way home by the local 5-0 , because they are Caucasianly Challenged
by I Have a Pepsi Problem March 16, 2020
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Caucasian Falls

A nickname of a city in Northeast Ohio, Cuyahoga Falls, because of it's sundown town orientation. Historically, it has blocked African Americans and other minorities from living within their city limits. Proud of it's white heritage, not one person has black *friends* in the plural, typically just 'that one' from way back when that they pull out of their ass when it's convenient to prove that they arent racist, but at the same time will ask a 'black' person, "Why is it that you people....?"
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the case of Cuyahoga Falls vs. Buckeye "The name Caucasian Falls was commonplace"
by Truthinthehouseo'lies June 12, 2012
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Early Onset Caucasia

Mental Illness found in white women aka“Karen“ worsens with age.

Symptoms include/not limited to Attacking others then playing victim when authority arrives. Knowing you're deadass wrong, STILL want a manager. Calls 911 on anyone doing anything, while black. Use police as threat to harm, not service to help, denys police brutality. Theft of music, machinery, property, wealth, ideas... literally ALL OF THE THINGS IN ALL OF THE PLACES.

Know causes include /not limited to, insatiable thirst for chocolate, Only have a tiny vanilla, raisins in potato salad, thinking Jesus was white, short strokes, lack of exercise or results, specifically doing squats.

Cures- Hennessey, Atlanta, swap paprika for Lawrys, vitD super veggies resembles eggplant in size &girth. That D taken orally, anally, vaginally & swallow juice or use as facial (can’t take too good of care of that skin!) Start by using only 1D at a time but the only snitch here, is you!

NOTE: Seeking medical advice is NOT recommended as it will trigger EOC fits due to the Doctors sudden disregard for your well-being.

FUN FACT- EOC is unique because those without it, suffer from it the most.

- Becky Snow
Knowing she was at risk of contracting EARLY ONSET CAUCASIA, Amber got divorced, moved to Atlanta, vaguely remembers drinking Hennessey, is making a conscious effort to regularly consume her veggies and is no longer at risk of contracting this horrific illness.
by Becky Snow April 28, 2021
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Caucasian

1. Most commonly, when you hear the term "Caucasian" it is meant as a racial term synonymous with "European" or "white".

2. In its original meaning, the term "Caucasian" refers to the Caucasus region (which contains the independent states of Armenia, Azerbaijan and Georgia, as well as part of the Russian Federation). The Caucasus is considered a transitional zone between Europe and Asia.
1. "Two Caucasian males heading towards your location."

2. "The Chechens are a Caucasian ethnic group who are seeking independence from the Russian Federation."
by globetrotter2011 April 8, 2011
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Eyes on Asian skin Caucasian

When one’s to faded that the individual eyes are squinted that of an Asian.
Bro you look faded as fuck eyes on Asian skin Caucasian
by JayFromTheWay December 4, 2022
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