Cattle Dog 

Handsome strong man capable of helping others.

This cattle dog is really helpful for lifting 40kg tubs of honey.

Cattle Dog by Verstappen October 31, 2023

australian cattle dog 

Hardy, quick witted, aggressive. Not a dog for beginning pet owners. Loveable. Will herd your children like cows. Will hear you the first time, but you wouldn't know it. Great at long hikes and being passive agressive. Famous for the "side eye" and "stink eye".

Person A: So I hear you have an Australian Cattle Dog. What's that like?

Person B: I had to apologize to the dog for eating MY lunch or she would have vomited in my shoes...

australian cattle dog by SHELLARAYE May 21, 2018

Castle dog

A boner.

just wipe off your greasy hands on one of the castle dogs

Castle dog by VGK June 10, 2018

cattle dogging

A sexual position in which a man engages a woman from behind while placing his foot on the back of her neck and pulling one arm behind her as if he were wrestling a steer.

I was cattle dogging my girlfriend last night. She wasn't really into it.

cattle dogging by Bigbillystyle January 6, 2008

cattleogue

A periodical magazine from a livestock-merchant dat offers assorted bovine animals (cows, heifers, bulls, steers, calves, etc.) for sale.

Viewing lovely photos of plump sleek healthy animals in a cattleogue is all well and good, but you should always go and physically inspect said parcels of beef before deciding whether to purchase them --- just like da infamous "horse dealing" shysters ("He sold him a horse, but delivered a mule --- but that's all settled now." "It **was** a horse!" "It was a MULE!" "Horse!" "Mule!" "Horse!" "Mule!" "Tradition!"), there's plenty of shameless fakery and shady behavior regarding da buying and selling of cattle, as well, such as trying to pawn off a cow that is "dry" and/or "barren", a bull that is either infertile and/or has been castrated, etc.

cattleogue by QuacksO October 25, 2020