Catspreading

When a cat takes most of the space on a bed or sofa, also used when a cat steals your spot

Gerald: Luna, stop catspreading on my bed!
Luna: meow murr meow

by Beaver shearer February 7, 2025

catbreading

An Internet phenomenon, similar to planking, in which users upload photographs of a cat adorned with slices of bread, especially by pushing the cat's face through the middle of a slice, often causing the cat to stand stock-still wearing an expression of rage. The meme became popular after being mentioned on the February 2, 2012 episode of the Colbert Report. Not to be confused with cat breeding.

A: "Have you seen those catbreading photos online?"

B: "Yeah, I don't see why anyone would push their cat's face through a slice of toast."

"I just pushed my cat's face through a pop tart and took a photo. It's a combination of Nyan Cat and catbreading."

by Bangongshi March 24, 2012

cat spreading

Generally happens when cats spread out into warm or sunny spots; otherwise happens when cats spread out into the warm spots of recently vacated furniture (stealing your spot as soon as you get up)

I just got up and mr. Fluffles is already cat spreading.

by HayleyComments June 1, 2018

ChadSpreading

When you have huge bells because your name is Chad and you have to spread your legs when sitting down or it would discomfort your testicles.

Bro: Did you see Trump chadspreading when he sat next to Justin Trudeau who crossed his legs
Dude: yeah, bro! That chadspreading was Epic! Trump is a such a savage.

by chadlamo May 15, 2018

Cuntspreading

When people put their bags or some kind of item on a seat that could be used for another person's purpose.

John and Maria are cuntspreading!
Please John, you don't need your portable console on that seat you cuntspreading asshole!

by SomeoneReallyFuckingDumb May 22, 2020