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catbreading

An Internet phenomenon, similar to planking, in which users upload photographs of a cat adorned with slices of bread, especially by pushing the cat's face through the middle of a slice, often causing the cat to stand stock-still wearing an expression of rage. The meme became popular after being mentioned on the February 2, 2012 episode of the Colbert Report. Not to be confused with cat breeding.
A: "Have you seen those catbreading photos online?"

B: "Yeah, I don't see why anyone would push their cat's face through a slice of toast."

"I just pushed my cat's face through a pop tart and took a photo. It's a combination of Nyan Cat and catbreading."
catbreading by Bangongshi March 24, 2012
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Catspreading 

When a cat takes most of the space on a bed or sofa, also used when a cat steals your spot
Gerald: Luna, stop catspreading on my bed!
Luna: meow murr meow
Catspreading by Beaver shearer February 7, 2025
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