ChadSpreading

When you have huge bells because your name is Chad and you have to spread your legs when sitting down or it would discomfort your testicles.

Bro: Did you see Trump chadspreading when he sat next to Justin Trudeau who crossed his legs
Dude: yeah, bro! That chadspreading was Epic! Trump is a such a savage.

by chadlamo May 15, 2018

Catspreading

When a cat takes most of the space on a bed or sofa, also used when a cat steals your spot

Gerald: Luna, stop catspreading on my bed!
Luna: meow murr meow

by Beaver shearer February 7, 2025